"Mark McGwire. Pete Rose. Curt Schilling."

He's just reminding his teammates of the stakes.

If we're going just by the frequency and timing with which he uses it, I'm guessing that "Omaha" usually means, "Yes, in exchange for payment, I will endorse that."

Look, I know that Deadspin is all about jokes and not commenters' hot takes on the subject of the day, but when you defame pulled pork slathered in vinegar sauce, you've crossed the line.

"Fuckin' Julius!"

Stewart Zinc.

Questions No One Asks When Bill Walton's Around:

"Tom, guy, calm the hell down!" — Greg Maddux

I think Gurnick makes a great point about Morris. Morris took the high ground consistently throughout his career. He was a principled player, and an upstanding man.

I like what it says about the expected demographics of the contestants that the questions all but give the answer away.

Marion: What the hell, man? Now how am I going to get these tied?

Cold-blooded? Nope. After the game it was revealed that Kaepernick, in fact, had a fever of 103. Go ahead, check it and see.

I ran track one year many decades ago, and at that time there was a split was between a "dash" and a "run." To be elite, you had to be able to dash - run all out - for a 400m. If you treat it as a run (with a finishing kick), you wouldn't be competitive. That has changed over the years to where an 800m can now be…

This article is kind of stupid and far longer than it needs to be. Like your sideburns.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

See when the left mark goes up on the curb and the right mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Robertson had a solid rear axle, so when the left shoe would go up on the curb, the right shoe would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The shoe mark stayed flat and even. This player had an…

You fucking nailed it regarding Sports Illustrated. I'm old enough to remember a time when you could sit down with the new SI and actually fucking READ it. Now it's an embarrassing piece of ass wipery that anyone above a third grade reading level can breeze through in three minutes. Ditto the NY Post, although that…

The singing of God Bless America at sports events. Kill it. Kill it good.

Buzzfeed.
If that's that only thing that goes away this year, the world wins. Journalism wins.