You say “bitterness”, I say “give it to me anyway”.

I can already taste the bitterness when it turns out to be Red Dead Remastered.

God, finally someone who agrees that uncharted is overrated garbage.

I’m making a jab; though I’m also implying that they don’t make good and polished video games. Their polish and talent stops as soon as the cut-scenes end. They haven’t made a good game in almost a decade.

I’m super confused by that gif the way it switches perspective midway. It’s hard to follow what’s happening.

Hey, now you can more efficiently condescend younger players by saying “Back in my day we had Battle.net you casual plebeians.”

More and more people are discovering that you can bleed your enemies to death with legal fees whether or not there’s actually merit to your case!

If you can’t trust chubby asian mid 00's Justin Bieber then who can you trust?

“her parents began monitoring her time online, according to the affidavit.”

Me: *jumps on one wall at the start of a match* “Wee! that was fun!” *Stays on ground rest of match*

I think you missed the joke.

How dare you mention overwatch. God, does Kotaku even know how to write about anything else than a fantastic team based shooter, with interesting characters, and a pretty good community?

These are all hilarious.

There’s a proper cannon on the first level.

Can’t wait for these “guess the game character, Adult unit” in 10-20 years when the parent answers with: “looks like the tank”, “I dunno a mid I guess? Could be support I suppose”, “he’s the OP one, right?”, “Oh I bet she’s the one noobs pick because she has a flamethrower/chainsaw”

Not enough moms have proper respect for robots!

“He’d be hard to defeat because he’s a robot”

This is extremely endearing and I love it.

I’m only a few hours in, haven’t left my planet because I want to fully explore it and because IT’S GOT SO MUCH GOLD. This will be my inspiration to continues on this path.

You are a great example of how people can rationalize anything they like. I personally, wasn’t hyped for the game and knew it will fall short of it. It still doesn’t change the fact that HG lied.