Aston Martin DBR9:

If he was smart, and intent on selling it to benefit his people, he'd offer it at private auction to the world elite for a $1million starting bid with all money going to UTEC and the Together Plan, besides whatever is needed to... Buy himself another Beetle.

Kerbal Space Program FTW!

Maybe this is more of a chase, but definitely the Gloucester downhill cheese wheel race. Basically, a bunch of drunk people get at the top of a muddy hill and chase a wayward wheel of cheese. The grand prize is the dirty wheel of cheese.

I saved this on my iPhone (of which I'm posting from), because I knew I'd need it again.

I'm sure the new 200 is a great car, but that is one awesome Batman: The Animated Series painting.

I cannot wait for an RS version. It's going to be bonkers.

Seems too exposed. Without the right protection, a driver might find himself at 24 hours of Lamaze pretty quickly (since Plan B Rally is long gone).

What do I win?

I call on my Jalopnik brothers and ask the question: How many car(s) would YOU buy with $14K?

Nah, this ^ is the angriest-looking midsize sedan I can imagine. Thing is, it's also desperately pretty.

TRAVIS OKULSKI IS A GAY.

Dear History Channel,

To be grade 2 and not grade 3 (bathurst and Nurburgring are grade 3) means that the track itself is good. Everything around the track though isn't. Plus like I said somewhere else. Track looks remote with no place for spectators. Hard to justify paying $20mil a year to host a race (the tracks don't get paid to…

Yes it was host to the San Luis 2 hours in 2008 and was a part of the FIA GT championship.