Thank you. It’s embarrassing how many people want to turn our country’s election process into that of places like North Korea just because their guy didn’t win.

“White nationalists, Vladimir Putin, and ISIS are celebrating Donald Trump’s victory, while innocent, law-abiding Americans are wracked with fear”

That’s the kind of shit that happens in third-world countries that are rife with human rights violations. No thanks.

I imagine reminding yourself that you’re filthy fucking rich is a decent way to get through life’s tough spots.

My guess is that if you have more than one gun, you’re officially “heavily” armed.

According to the article, the shooting happened in a residential neighborhood that happened to be near a polling station. Very responsible of the LA Times to allude that it had something to do with voting. Gotta get those clicks, right?

Whoa! A “hot take” comment! Winter’s coming, buddy, feel free to warm your hands around it.

Only on Deadspin will you see writers making fun of Tim Tebow for hitting a game-winning single in a professional league while, at the same time, writing 10,000-word columns lauding a Pakistani team as heroes for getting the shit kicked out of them by such baseball powerhouses as Brazil and Great Britain in the World…

You beat me to it. God, the white guilt on this site is insufferable.

I’m a lifelong Bills fan too...only Buffalo could get fucked over by like four bad calls while the clock was stopped and a play never happened.

100%. Just off-the-charts pretentiousness. Way to fight that smug liberal stereotype!

This seems like a real reach to me. Boyfriends and girlfriends too will pat each other on the ass playfully. He actually looked embarrassed that it was caught on camera, not double-checking to make sure they got it on film.

I’ve had posts of my own, that were not trollish, dismissed immediately on this site just for simply having an opinion that is a shade to the right of the writers on here, but somehow that horrific shit was up in full view for everyone to see.

“It’s not necessarily wrong to think that a quiet sort of racism was at play here”