The Dodger bear. The Dodger bear is missing.

Amazon Prime may have raised it's subscription fee a bit, but it also continues to raise in value. It was originally a great value just for it's cheaper prices and free 2-day shipping (which sometimes is 1-day, depending on where you live!), but now includes video streaming, music streaming, and more. Oh, and yes,…

AAA has paid off pretty nicely for me. The membership isn't much, and it comes with a ton of perks and discounts. Avoiding the DMV is a big perk for me, though I guess you can't really put a price on that.

Edited complaint, post half-second masturbatory act consisting of three fingertip-erection contact resulting in explosion of semen across screen: "The constant repeated showing of a homosexual relationship displays of affection to the point of saturating the program."

Jen, I recently learned that you invited my employee Sam Biddle to a wedding only to disinvite him later. Sam has been reticent to tell me the circumstances, so I'm hoping you could elaborate, and possibly lay some sick burns on Sam in the process. TIA.

It just occurred to me that the ostracized members of the Night's Watch already guarding the Wall are by narrative design BITCHES OF THE HIGHEST ORDER. I regret everything.

Magic doesn't get hung up on time zones. Midnight is always local midnight.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Here ya go!! AS FOR YOU TODD T SHIRTS

In the Game of Thrones season finale, the Wall will be attacked by the mythical, long-thought-extinct BITCHES OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

jesus, it's better that I skipped and got my rant in on headphones because I have 100 thoughts on Cum-Swallowing-Guy. Here are two:

Yes.

Relevant

As promised, an update; I woke up to several angry emails from Phil this morning.

Things got awkward for Gomez when he failed to realize Google had auto-corrected to "rich white people conversations" and approached Braun with a friendly "Those minorities, eh?".

Hello Ryan, have you seen President Obama's birth certificate?

Why doesn't he just start watching Frasier?

"How are you getting 12% returns every year?"
"Bernie is handling my money. You want his number?"