Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

I have a friend who used to manage a Starbucks in LA and she said Paula used to call at least twice a week trying to order Chinese food, so...

Yeah, i’m pretty sure the “real tragedy” is Michael Jackson raping children.

This is so lovely, and Drew is going to be equal parts honored and mortified by it when he gets back. Can’t wait. 

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

Did I miss the part where Kavanaugh accepted his shittiness in a real, unequivocal way and acknowledge the people he’s hurt? Because as far as he can tell, he’s still lying and obfuscating.

For yearbook comments, sure. I think it's the sexual assault thing that has people hung up. Weird how there are certain things that no matter how long ago they happened prevent you from achieving one of the highest, and only lifelong, positions this country has to offer.

Yesterday I encountered some of the Barstool gloating and planning over on Twitter and aimed towards you, Barry, and was wondering how this would be handled.

We’re (literally) all Barry Petchesky

Tambor acknowledges the occasional outburst on previous shows — he references one “blowup” with actress Jessica Walter on Arrested Development for which he later “profusely apologized” (a rep for Walter says, “Jessica does not wish to talk about Jeffrey Tambor”)

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

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Similarly, Chris Coughlan’s dirty slide taking out the leg of my teammate Jung Ho Kang should have been enough to change the slide rule, but they waited until it happen to you a New York Team.

What about The Iron Giant???

So you don’t have to watch:

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

It would be too soon FOR YOU. Grief affects each of us differently, and there is no timetable that we all must follow.