Well, this is ironic. The way the R8 behaved on launch was more in-line with the way weapons play in CoD than they have traditionally played in CS. Like, MW2 UMP-45 levels of twitch ass-hattery.

Yeah, who gives a fuck about what the guys who’ve spent the last decade and half fighting a war think about fighting a war?

yeah, it’s not like they know more than a bunch of people commenting on a blog or anything.

You should have stopped to help. Totally could have landed some poon.

The “pow” was either the transmission nuking itself or the sound of the warranty falling through the floor, probably both.

Yet another reminder that the financial ability to own a car does not equal the skill to drive it.

There is, like, statistical evidence now that violent video games actually make people less hostile in real life, not the other way around as anti-game people try to make it sound.

I thought you said she was peeing.

I still can’t believe that shit happened.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

[You could get an Infiniti I30t with a viscous limited slip front diff and a five-speed manual back in the day. Ah, the height of luxury. Photo Credit: Infiniti]

What you still have an old Models S? We’re on the Model X now, try to keep up.

I cry lag a lot in other games and to be fair, I do it even when I’m winning. It’s obvious that he’s talking crap because he was on a killing spree just before that. I only cry bloody murder if I’m getting wrecked consistently with no recourse and lag is an obvious culprit. I don’t think I’d go crazy losing one match…

Especially Rivens. I hear picking Riven gives you 200 bonus ping.

330d as a permanent replacement for a M3? And the owner is content? Why did he even buy the M3?

...so still no motive, huh?

I like every thing about this, other than the INSIPID letter-numbers naming scheme that every luxury maker thinks is tits right now. Fuck that shit. Equus is a *way* better name than “G90”. G90 should be a chassis code, not a model name.

Maybe if this came out 8 years ago, people would love it, too

Never has a 500+ hp, mid-engined car bored me so much.