yeah, people in america care so “little” about baseball that congress actually held hearings where they called up baseball players to testify about PEDs. try again though, dumbass. maybe you’ll come up with another lame analogy to try and show that people care about soccer here when in actuality they don’t.

sure, “not all americans” think like him. more like 99.9999999999999999999999999% of americans do, though. because soccer well and truly blows, and isn’t worth paying any attention to.

First, Americans care about soccer. Just accept it.