"NO damage to the car or the pump occurred...." Say what now? I get the car - but no damage to the pump? Really?

Much better than Ezra Pound's doodles from the time.

Man, what a tease: "Oh, I'll pretty soon write another Uplift Universe novel...."

I believe Aristotle coined the phrase "meat tube."

No Ted DiBiase?

Well, there are charts, and there are charts.

CARCA site says this, with any salt you may choose to add:

Hey don't me wrong - I'm in the history DOES repeat itself camp - turn, turn, turn and all that - I was just trying to construct an argument for Nivens based on his own points.

Interesting.

Perhaps it has to be read together with Point 9.

It's clearly a squirrel.

Word.

My god I really couldn't care less about another Batman movie. It's not important. It's not fresh. It's just vapid schlock, made more offensive by the fact that it takes itself so seriously. This ain't Citizen Kane.

Although, on second thought, maybe we should put a little gratitude into our attitude.

Hahahaha stupid star tyrannosauri! What are you gonna do? Shake your useless little fists at us!! Hahahahah. Stupid dinosaurs. You can't even put your own helmets on.

I'm a Dartmouth grad, and one thing I find infuriating is that the donor/alumni base holds such a death grip over the admin. So long as those deep pocketed f*ckers (from 20 years before co-education made its way to NH) harbor nothing but warm and nostalgic fuzzy memories from their frat days, then the terrified…

Unless you're a gynocological researcher.

"Soooo - you're done? That's it?"

I know this boat has long sailed, but loud and obvious split infinitives still make me squirmy.

So these are, what, illustrated cliff notes?