They don't even have an ethos.

How many people read the Times? The hard winter there has been going on for quite some time.

Man, I used to have a favorite teddy bear that I would sometimes wish to life, too. But I would always immediately retract the wish. That bear was so threadbare and tattered that had it come to life, it would have immediately died a horrible and confusing death due to massive blood loss.

If I had a T-Rex I'd give it a long stick with a hand so it could give high fives.

And don't forget the awkward miracle requests following long rides with the Apostles.

It was the only dinosaur with a helicopter. Awesome.

Sounds like a smart move by a once-divorced successful divorce attorney who knows how devastating a divorce could be and is now dating Coco-lite. I think "Concubine" should start thinking about HER future, stat. And look up "fungible" when she gets a chance.

I'm pretty sure this guy is Ron Paul's Chuck Norris.

AH yes the Freudian slip - where you say one thing but mean your mother.

That's actually part of the tour there, describing how it's a popular but badly-chosen suicide spot - the slope of the dam face is such that a leaper cannot reach the bottom without hitting the face of the damn first, and then entering a horrible, long, skin-removing slide to the bottom (as opposed to a graceful…

Interestingly (to me and dorks like me), the process of concrete cooling is an exothermic reaction - it radiates heat. This is why when you drive past road constructions with large concrete pours you'll see hoses and water being sprayed everywhere like it's a newly seeded lawn. This is also why they had to build the…

Yow. Whatever small smidgen of possible legitimacy this woman had - which was very LITTLE to start, though Ender's Game includes graphic violence and locker room nudity - has now vanished. But really - "ejaculating on a prostitute's face?" Really?!?! It's been a few years since I read the book (which was awesome) -…

South Carolina, you say?

The Nothing's gay brother?

kd lang?

Seems he had bigger things to worry about.

I'm more and more convinced that sustainability is just an impossible ideal. We as a species will use this planet like an embryo treats its yolk, and there's nothing we can do. This breaks my heart, mind you, but I don't think we can simply will ourselves away from this apparent hardwiring. We will consume the Earth…

Right! And now we finally understand why indigenous North Americans have such prominent caucasian features!

You've clearly missed all the well-placed references to Death in Venice.

The pedantry industry is secretly behind the climate debate. They're like arms-sellers in wartime. Equip both sides and it's win-win.