Also, I'm pretty sure that it's not Penny's boat.

I'm not sure how this is interesting. Obvs from Alien & Co. we knew that there were evil corporate interests at work in trying to turn the aliens into profit vectors, risk be damned. So now, in Prometheus, we meet the proto-version of said corporation starting to spread it wings, which is exactly what you'd expect.…

That's the first Top-Ten-Worst-Places list we've missed in a decade! Yes! Thanks, Baghdad.

I think zombies would prefer really smart guys like Bill Clinton and Barack Obama over most GOP entrants.

I think these photos were the inspiration for at least 17 different Stephen King short stories.

Bi-curious vampire = redundant. Thta's like saying "blood-drinking" vampire.

Your tongue can't repel flavor of that magnitude!

It won't be long before footprints are all we have left of the megafauna still extant.

Like humanity? I'm on the fence myself on that one.

They truly are the sea cucumber of the jungle.

Hey, in light of the hundreds of millions of years of history of life on earth, a crucible of competition which has left 99.99999999% of the species which have appeared on our planet defeated and reduced to biological footnotes that have yet even to be seen in the fossil record, I think Mr. Kakapo can tell you what to…

Well if you wanted to make a movie for the effete Saturday morning TV watching crowd then yeah that would be great fit. But if we don't get a black Capn' Crunch, then there's gonna be a mothuhf'ing riot up in here.

On J-Date, all I say is that I am an uncircumsized atheist, and that this might be your only chance.

Why? Would it make a difference?

Zaxo you're right.

Pick a week. Any week. Highlights abound.

Good. Sue the f-ers. And anyone else in the same situation should do the same. Again and again and again. Until these dumbass f-ers here to "protect and serve" actually have a "learnable moment."

I can't tell if this article is serious or not.

At first glance I thought it was a Ridley Scott Alien skull!

One thing for sure. You sir are committed.