Reading these books - don't bother. Just... awful (I read all three!). Books 1 and 2 were quick and compelling. But Book 3 and the ending couldn't be any worse. SO so so bad.

Rubber Chicken 1: (confidentially) Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

Gay Porn from the 80s is an entirely different list.

And if they were cannibalistic, wouldn't they just be content with eating each other?

BUT - The Boba Fett cartoon in there was AWESOME.

Yuck.

Vish - here's the prob.

Having guns on hand to deal with a post-apocalyptic future is not what the Constitution had in mind. Now, of course, having guns in such a future wasteland would be very helpful, but that has nothing at all to do with the 2d Amend debate.

Doctrinaire (noun): one who attempts to put into effect an abstract doctrine or theory with little or no regard for practical difficulties; dogmatism. (Dogmatism (noun): the use of a system of ideas based upon insufficiently examined premises; the intolerance and prejudice of a bigot).

Wow - just a resounding who-gives-a-sh*t about possibly the biggest pri*k on TV.

Wait - this is the OPTIMISTIC outcome? Well sh*t.

Wow - really?

Jefferson Starship! (well, in the Star Wars original).

Total dick! Also, he couldn't master the map of a town with only three streets.

Bardicola - there is no evidence of ANY of the hypotheticals you casually list, such as disease, war, etc. You don't think these have been explored? That's why it's been a MYSTERY as to what happened to them.

"That's...one......small... .step....for man... one .... giant... OH MOTHERF**UCKING C***SUK*ING PI*E*C OF F**K OW OW OW OW OW B*TCH D**M F*CK F*CK F*CK F**K F*CK!..... F*CK.... no Im OK.... It's OK. I"m OK. F*CK. ...... Was that live?"

Sadly, troll numbers are higher than ever.

This would really piss off a cuttlefish.

I think the metaphor was somewhere lost in translation.

Thanks, Mayor.