It’s like Calvinball but without the variable rules.

That is a dolphin with poorpoise.

Shit, you think you’re smart, you follow all the sites, you read all the important news and then you find out you’ve been wrong about Jay Cutler’s nickname all along

Everybody better get a goddamn turn with the t-shirt cannon as well.

The Kiss Cam will have extra significance this evening, ferreting out inter-office hijinks and all...

“It’s really bizarre because you’re doing the whole show but with literally no people”

“It’s really bizarre because you’re doing the whole show but with literally no people”

Snow events in Tampa are very predictable in the sense that they don’t happen.

Paying out of state tuition to Alabama is Not Smart.

If she wanted to be an Alpha Phi since she was a teenager, she probably saw that regrettable Alpha Phi Alabama recruitment video that was released a few years ago. They had it coming.

And if an ALABAMA SORORITY thinks you’re too racist...

Yeah, but Alabama is far from her parent’s home so maybe they feel the out-of-State rates are worth not having her around.

Out of state residents are charged a total cost of $45,316 which is 57.2% higher than Alabama residents. The tuition charge is $26,950 while room and board is $13,050, books and supplies are $1,200 and other fees come in at $0.

Alternate possibility: she has dumb, rich parents who are paying out-of-state rates to send her to what is not an especially prestigious university, and isn’t even all that close to either a beach or a ski slope.

How much money is she borrowing to be Educated but basically the same stupid at the end of the day?

If I were Cleveland I would hire Fisher and Les Snead. And not joking, because while they won’t get you a title they have shown they can bring you up to mediocre. For Cleveland that is a step up. Once you settle in to 7-9 then get a new coach to take you the rest of the way, but Fisher can do the lifting to get you…

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

The badge is fine, but the placement sucks:

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.

If I replaced those BMW roundels with Mercedes 3-pointed stars, and put a GLA badge on the back, I wonder what percentage of people would be fooled?