Will wonders never cease.

Muriel, you fucking idiot! It's two girls and one cup!

This being the deep South, I think the much tougher explanation is why there's a black person on the television.

This is an amazing feat, considering magic has been banned outright in Alabama.

Wait till they see what happens when they bring it back in!

There, there has been more fighting with police, more vandalism, and more general insanity.

It's only the beginning, but I have to pause already. Why? The following is pure gold, and actually could be extended to almost all of our sporting-culturo-artisti-academi-blogo-techno-socio-politico-economic situations. Switch out entertainment with anything.

This has been tried with NFL teams before, but all that guy ever heard was: "For the last time, Mr. Cromartie, we're all out of Jets onesies."

Whoa! Let's not jump to conclusions. Not all Ravens are wife beaters and murderers.

Winter Stadium Series is coming

Don't fuck with the Harbaughs.

John Harbaugh really knows how to win a sibling rivalry.

Well, well, aren't we quite the joker?

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

And the Oscar for best cinematography goes to Vita Beylina for "Branch through a screen window, with something happening behind it."

Other than that, how did you enjoy the play calling, Mrs. Lincoln?

Tesla has opened stores in states that would solve both your questions. They aren't middlemen though, they are straight from Tesla. Tesla employees, Tesla mechanics, etc.

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You just blew my mind. That is a situation in which everyone wins. The Government looks like the good guy for once, EV tech gets the attention it so desperately needs, and EV owners could possibly get a charge at their local Post Office? That's a win across the board!

2. They're adding that stick-on infotainment screen everyone seems to hate, except for actual Mercedes owners.