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I have never heard of this.

I would have lived a long and full life if that trend had continued.

Might have been a precognitive boo for the giant shit the Ravens have been taking on their home field this game. Never underestimate the power of group ESP.

Dude made fun of John Kerry for cycling, yet, he sponsored the Tour De Trump back in the 1980s.


He used to sponsor the Tour De Trump bicycle stage race in the US, yet another one of his colossal failures that somehow has convinced the rubes he’s a business genius.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

Apparently Russian gymnasts age in dog years.

There was something similar on a grassroots level years ago between Omaha and Des Moines. They’re not quite 2 hours away from each other, and individually, they’re each too small to be a NFL city, but, combined, they’re more compelling. Hampton Roads is almost a legit NFL-sized city, but when you add Richmond 90

Because it’s only the 25th biggest market in the US? Big physical city size and decent population, but not much in terms of major suburbs. Maybe if you stretch it to include Austin/Round Rock, you’ve got a much better story.


I’ve never though Kaepernick was the next Joe Montana, but he’s better than some starters and most backups. It’s obvious no team wants to deal with the drama, and the only team that was fairly interested- the Ravens - got slammed online by his girlfriend. So now NO team wants the drama.

Yet, you commented anyway.

Ray Lewis doesn’t think Buddy Ryan is much of a waiter.

I think it’s the polar opposite of white supremacy to have a problem with accusations of being a white supremacist. In fact, I’d steer clear of anybody comfortable of that description. And I sure as hell wouldn’t hire anybody whose significant other would accuse me of that, without proof nor merit, in public.

Exactly. Giselle Bunchen could probably make a shitty commenton Snapchat about Robert Kraft and Tom Brady still has a job. Aaron Rodger’s girlfriend-du-jour wouldn’t hurt his standing with Packers’ fans.

So...what Cabinet position are you getting?

Let’s keep in mind that Phil Simms expresses skepticism-to-outright-confusion on nearly every play and penalty in the games he broadcasts, so it’s no surprise he’d do the same to Ray Lewis’ story. However, I heard similar stories from my friends in Baltimore who are more in-tune with the team behind-the-scenes when

I’m not even a Packers’ fan but this picture makes me shit blood. And I’m not even running.


subtle, but effective tag. +1

They play the hell out of this song on Sirius XM’s Yacht Rock channel. When they first started the channel a couple of years ago, I was like “Damn, I haven’t heard this since I was a kid!” and cranked it up.

“SHE’S JUST 16 YEARS OLD...”

That’s when I realized why I hadn’t heard it since I was a kid.

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The Nationals had a rain delay during a game this year with no rain, pulled shenanigans on the Orioles, Braves and Giants with rain delays this year, and then lose their best player on a rain-slicked field that probably should have been delayed.

That’s what they get for hiring Michael Fish to be the team’s official

Google “Michigan Militia” and then filter out results by the Canadian band Moxy Fruvous. It’s no surprise at all.