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I thought that’s the domain of the Lincoln Park Trixie Society?

I’m 43, fucker.

I’m convinced old age removes an IQ point per year, and triple that after retirement. Some of the massive gaps in logic that my older relatives come up with are just...like...”Wait, let me get this straight...*I* came from *YOUR* bloodline. Really?”

Wow. Just... wow. His daughter was at least getting ready to go into college, almost a legal adult, if not already 18. Trump was talking about somebody almost HALF that age.

In the grand scheme of adulthood, 4 years is nothing. Way more important as teenagers and preteens, obviously. What you did is pretty much normal - seniors date freshmen all the time. No big deal. You’re at least looking at somebody born within the same Presidential term as you, or at least the same decade. Trump was

I believe “fire” is an appropriate response.

Somewhere, Cat Latos is planning his revenge against this newcomer to the Best Sports Cat Name Throne.

I just noticed your username. HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!

Lambo actually jumped into blocking position as soon as the snap was botched, and initiated contract with the defender. He did exactly what he was supposed to do and then some. His job is to buy the holder time to recover the ball and try to save the play.

Maryland, which is as traditionally Democratic as you can get, had off-year elections for Governor, and the Republican property developer/government appointee Larry Hogan kicked the sitting Democratic Lt. Governor Anthony Brown’s butt in the election. Brown’s a 30-year veteran of the US Army, retired as a Colonel,

I’m glad to see this get more much-deserved kudos in 2016.

Is this going to be cross-posted to Jezebel?

she really is the worst. Makes Gary Johnson look well-versed in foreign affairs, Trump a genius in science, and Hillary likable.

I feel asleep watching the game. My alarm clock app on my phone either plays Lord Huron’s Strange Trails or Foals’ Inhaler songs, depending on which one is activated. Lord Huron when I have some leeway; Foals when I need to get the Hell up. So, my poor football-addled brain heard Foals’ My Number, I shot awake, and

+1 it’s been something he’s been theorizing about since Spring Train-ing

Carolla just bought a $4.4 million dollar Paul Newman racing Porsche; that might have something to do with it, ya think?

Seriously, that tall Charlie fellow can go fuck himself, taking young Torch’s girl like that.

And to think that, somehow, Lindsey Graham was the most reasonable of all the Republican Presidential candidates this year.

It’s guys like this that make me pro-72nd trimester abortions. #notachildbutadouche

He does look like he’d be a good neighbor, doesn’t he?