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The Fast and the Furryous

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I just Googled “Alex Ovechkin Stanley Cup” and “Bryce Harper World Series”

I got more hits searching for “mentally healthy adult film star”

If only she had spit take’d before, she wouldn’t have gotten knocked up.

Complex litigation, this is John

Wait, you’re saying the city that gave us the Cocaine Cowboys, the steady stream of football players from “the U” going to jail - directly to jail - and made Lela Star get fake boobs, ruining one of the all-time perfect figures in adult entertainment, that LeBron James winning two titles for you felt like a hostage…

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I think it was Joe Rogan who said during a stand-up performance that if the Olympics were so great, they’d be on every week.

I would say Bruce Jenner / Caitlyn Jenner is the biggest winner. Had OJ not assembled the legal dream team, Robert Kardashian is just yet-another LA lawyer only rich LA people and LA lawyers know. He becomes famous, dies relatively young, and his widow uses that residual fame to glom on the LA hype machine. Her…

+1 for the shade, -$14.99 for the Insta-Lites from Big Debbie’s House of Style in Kileen, TX.

Though Manny would probably have rather been hit by purple rain than a 99mph fastball.

Come to think of it, Ventura probably would rather have been hit by purple rain than Manny Machado

+1 for the free wind blowing through your hair.

Technically, Jack Kent Cooke paid for the stadium in Landover, Maryland, but the state was still on the hook for nearby road improvements. But, OF COURSE Danny Boy wants more breaks from the state, or he’ll move the team back to D.C., a whopping 7 miles away.

However, being D.C., that will add 3 hours to the commute.

That part was much, much later, after the whole Whitewater thing fell through.

I’ve never seen sausage thing!

Sure-tale sign that a chef has lost his/her ability to taste salt is an overly salty dish. Probably tastes fine to them.

To be fair, Buttermilk Channel does make some lousy fried chicken.

I’m glad you mentioned that. I watched the entire episode, and that was the most jaw-dropping moment for me. I couldn’t determine if she was naive about why serial predators attack the victims they do, that ignorant of Holtzclaw’s actions, or that delusional about her own level of attractiveness.

I’d be willing to…