I will neither confirm nor deny that a black Hyundai hybrid was doing triple digits in Central Maryland the other day while this song was on Sirius XM.

But hell yeah this is a driving jam.

No sense in getting so upset about it. You’re practically throwing a Tantrum.

I would include Columbus on that list if Ohio State didn’t exist.

They’re paid off by Gold Star.

you owe me a new monitor after that excellent spit-take-inducing comment.

This would have to be vital information at the court case, if it ever went to trial. Water rescues are dangerous enough as it is - add in alligators and snakes and the muck and the fact it was 4 AM and that they probably only had a minute or two of air before the car was submerged - I’m really not sure what could have…

Um...that’s what she said.

Strange. I’ve had really good luck with Monoprice cables, so far. I do know they’re making big strides to make better stuff, no doubt. Still, two bad cables...that can be rough. At least they’re cheap!

Maybe Monoprice.com?

Hence why I said he shouldn’t be driving. That’s a moron move, period.

It takes a special kind of stupid to leave a rather-large parking lot opening from the far left, especially on what looks like a busy highway. He was positioned exactly where incoming cars would be pulling in...that’s extra-special stupid. Then, pulling out without looking left? Master Level Achievement Unlocked.

Sorry…

Exactly. Those extra few feet might have been enough to trigger something visually so that even if he didn’t recognize the oncoming truck as being a being a giant vehicle, he might have sensed it wasn’t a good time to pull out.

Pure speculation, but also, the passenger could have been saying “we’re going to be late,…

I was a stupid new guy in MANY aspects of my life - credit cards, choice of colleges, questionable decisions about women - but I was never a dumb driver. Thankfully.

Notice the vehicles pulling into the parking lot had to maneuver around the Buick because of his poor exit angle? I’m guessing the kid’s either a moron, or possibly high. Either way, shouldn’t be driving. Horrible.

the slashes are what put this over the top.

TL;DR FU BYU

That was a haircut you could set a watch to.

Admiral Nelson
Montezuma
Whalers’
New Amsterdam
Gordon’s
Popov

That’s about all I can remember.

No wonder you’re mad. Depending on where you live, you’re either surrounded by government contractors, retired Navy, rednecks, hillbillies, 1 Percenters with vineyards or all of the above.

I don’t know if state flags can be trademarked.