ScarJo being rich doesn’t absolve Disney of breaking their contract and then trying to bully her into submission.

Oh good, a politician doesn’t a understand slang term and AV Club saw Finsta trending and decided to do a shitty blog.

That list of guest collaborators seems rather paltry... where’s R. Kelly, Ike Turner, Matt Gaetz, Leatherface or Mount Vesuvius?

As much as I think the Matrix sequels are... fine, there’s something appealing to me about a filmmaker returning to the franchise that made their career after 20+ years behind the camera, and giving it another go.

“Hey! Wait! I filed a dumb complaint.”

Call me “mrs. dad”

So they DIDN’T do the thing you’re mad at them about, so you invented a scenario where they did and you’re mad at them for it? Why are you here?

He was talking about the fucking logistics of the release, being an experiment. Nothing the fuck at all about the movie being the first Asian MCU movie or whatever the fuck Liu started into. Holy shit.

Well, something's clearly afoot.

I didn’t check the credits but I’m pretty sure Sebastian was played by the same rat who saved the day in Endgame. 

I legit loved this band deeply for a few years in high school, and they put on one of the best shows I have ever been to circa 2002. I still remember all the lyrics and his delivery from their cover of Method Man’s Bring the Pain, which I got on a demo cassette with Panty Shot at another concert circa 1999. Using…

The strange part is that it was the last Star Wars movie. Like, they said it was supposed to be a trilogy, but the third movie never materialized. Still, I’m pretty satisfied with the ending of TLJ.

“Kier seems out of place among the corn-fed Midwesterners he encounters ... his bon mots landing awkwardly as they look on, confused.”

Excuse me? Did I miss your adaptation of Flannery O’Connor?

In the next year or two, probably, I look forward to Young Dr. House. 

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

Casey Jost....he’s the one that comes with the golf club and baseball bat, right?  I haven’t seen those toys since I was a kid.

The only thing interesting about any of this is, of course, that Jennifer Lopez is hot as shit. 

The finale’s got to be “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER” and the reveal that Doakes is still alive!

He secretly did all of Harrison’s ADR for TFA.