His son was a prolific author, did about 50 stories.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.

Because a swordfight between Damon and Affleck would be a bit too on the nose?

I asked the dog. He said, “Hellboy sucked."

That cage is SOME ACTOR! He’s TERRIFIC! RADIANT! HUMBLE!

You’re just upset that Bob didn’t eat Jak Jak.

When I saw them in... 2002? The crowd went nuts as the band started “Creep,” and Thom sighed audibly into the mic: “We like this song, don’t we.”

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

I’ve enjoyed the Jackassery over the years but the poop/horse semen/bodily fluids stuff is no bueno for me. Take a watermelon from a cannon into the balls point blank? I’m in.

Especially since Hathaway’s not white. His mother Mirai is Japanese while his father Bright is from Hong Kong.

Alternate option - slap my brain into an immortal, non-dysphoric robot body, please!

Barsanti accusing someone of dropping hot takes is peak AV Club.

Oh, darn. I thought this was about something else entirely.

Oddest of all, I suppose, is the filmmaker’s own failure to see that.

Hunh. Guess Corey in the House really IS an anime! It even has a lolicon!

Wait, someone wrote an app premised on someone wanting to hear more Sublime?

Disgusting. Who would watch James Corden?

God, I’ll always remember leaving the theater that day and you could just feel the excitement in the air. It was such a mindblowing experience watching Smokey and the Bandit for the first time.

Imagine being too lame to stay in Mumford and Sons.

Here’s hoping Steve Martin’s got SOMETHING better to do !