we’re so back, nature is healing, etc

Genuinely shocked this didn’t make the cut.

Do you think part of this is also because Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a hot girl and Jai Courtney is not?

You lost me when you starting putting down the original Shrek.

I mean they’re both right, Nathan was smart for not doing it but also in Hasan’s defense it would have been extremely funny if they pulled it off.

Damn, this is just... really sad. I guess we can be thankful he had a moment of lucidity long enough to not commit any acts of mass violence.

It’s called thicc with two Cs now, grandpa.

You know, I read this and can’t help but think the executives making this decision are growing out of touch with modern beauty standards.

Because, to be completely cynical and sleazy, if my talent had BDH’s ass I would not be telling her to lose it.

Elden Ring general rule of thumb: if you ever find yourself thinking you might need more Vigor, you absolutely, most definitely need more Vigor.

Do people outside the Film Twitter bubble have any strong feelings for this ad? Like, yes, I hear people talk about it constantly... but the people talking about it are exclusively the type of person who pays for a premium Letterboxd subscription.

Gotta be Eggers. His highs are higher (Lighthouse is basically perfect) and his lows aren’t as low.

Lucy Devito is a year older than Aubrey Plaza. Like, I get that actors (especially voice actors) are not their characters, but... casting a 77 year old man and a 38 year woman as the parents of a 39 year old “teenager” feels... weird?

Guess those checks from Rap Snacks just weren’t paying the bills anymore.

So we’re at the point that we’re having Discourse about the Discourse about the Slap, then, huh

It’s the opposite; the Maeve he told was a copy was in one of his simulations, the real one is floating face down in a pond with a bullet in her head.

Yes how dare they spoil that towards the end of the movie, something happens.

At this point Steve has dodged so many death flags that I’m pretty sure he’s gonna survive to the end just to fuck with us.

That rising star, as Lutkso lore enthusiasts already can guess, is Desmond—y’know, Lutsko’s other alter-ego... the human-Gremlin hybrid birthed by Jennifer Aniston and Gizmo. Also, Gizmo’s dead now. Keep up.

This Castor Troy is a different guy who found the original’s discarded face, grafted it onto himself, and assumed Troy’s identity. It’s not that hard.

Being a good actor and being a woman-eating sex freak aren’t particularly correlated.