Bon voyage, Hot Archie Who Fucks. We’ll miss you!

Hot take for a movie that came out before I was born: Mighty Wings is the superior Top Gun soundtrack single.

The War on Drugs is and has always been a scheme to pack the prison system with nonviolent offenders to use as underpaid, nonconsensual labor.

I cannot believe that this is how I find out Clipse was Pusha T and his brother.

It’s a dead jellyfish, actually.

Oh thank God, I was really concerned if this was going to be canon. Glad we could clear that up.

Written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, too! Just top to bottom comedy, that movie. 

this sucks

For sure the thing that people seem to gloss over about the original Chainsaw is how banal the evil is. Leatherface isn’t an immortal zombie like Jason or a faceless malevolent entity like Michael Myers, he’s just a big stupid hillbilly who eats people. The Sawyers are kinda incompetent and that makes them scarier…

For his part, though, he understands that “the internet has almost killed journalism” because bad reviews did not exist before the advent of the World Wide Web. “Now journalism is trying to do everything they can to co-opt and maintain their importance,” which is why no movies get good reviews anymore.

When did the AVC get so full of this boomer-ass “I don’t even know who [popular artist] is” bullshit? It says right there in the article, they’re a chart-topping group that have been around for a decade. Ignorance isn’t a fucking badge of honor.

Never said anything about the quality of the music mate, just that it was an effective entry point for nerdy millennials. Without LTJ or Bosstones appearing on this soundtrack, I doubt I ever would have been introduced to The Skatalites or The Maytals or any of that Jamaican stuff. Don’t be a gatekeeper.

obnoxious licensed soundtrack

2048 is a better game than Threes and I will die on that hill.

If I was a network television executive and my last name was Pedowitz, I would... get a nom de plume.

Pro-tip: pulling your browser window in far enough will make the website switch to mobile layout, and you can read slideshows like normal articles.

...this is the new “is Andrew Garfield in No Way Home”, isn’t it? Rock’s gonna pop out of a lambo, the unwashed masses will squeal like the pigs at the trough they are, and Fast 10 will make 10 billion dollars.

Hold the Dark gets a bum rap for being “lesser Saulnier”, but that discounts how strong the competition is. It’s still a pretty great movie if you’re not holding Blue Ruin and Green Room against it.

The basic plot feels like it’s been straight lifted from Vinland Saga... Vikings are just hot right now?

I liked Uprising more than most but fridging Mako was a fucking crime.