It is the most purely car-porn of the F&F movies.

Nolan has also been on the record as loving MacGruber, which also has a dead wife for character motivation.

That was terribly racist of you to project your colonialist Western values onto that poor indigenous chef. You should have eaten his cum and be grateful for what little his tribe could spare.

Because Godzilla has international brand recognition that Netflix could easily generate into views, particularly in Asian territories.

I’m gonna use the cord on my hamburger phone to strangle you.

I’m going to level with you all: I know that Diablo Cody and Harmony Korine are two different people. I know that one of them is a woman and the other is a man. I know that I read this article and it talked about one of them. But for the life of me I can never tell them apart.

His mother will be welcoming a series of guest hosts!

Counter-point: The OT was written incrementally with lots of major plot elements and twists not planned out from the beginning. The prequels were a fully-planned 3-movie arc.

Wow, that’s beautiful. No snark.

It’s disappointing but I’m pretty sure the world was not ready for a Disney movie about Kim Deal giving a blowjob.

Tangled >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(inhale)>>>>>>>>>>>>Frozen.

Ah yes, court jesters, famously anti-political.

Rian Johnson did exactly to The Last Jedi what he did to Knives Out. He got lambasted for the former and lauded for the latter, and I guarantee you the overlap of lambasters and lauders is not small. People handle it OK when you play with genre tropes, but they lose their fucking minds like toddlers having a tantrum…

Anyone who wants to tell me that the sequels were worse than this flaming sack can exit

If there’s one thing that QAnon taught me it’s that the Hollywood elites, like Baby Yoda, love to eat young children. MAY THE STORM BE WITH YOU!

Well, it’s not like you need an extra fork to eat steamed hams.

He’s a single issue voter. That issue is “Kanye”.

I still can’t believe the ego it takes to run in an election with no plan, no ideas, no reason except to sate their own ego.

I remember Ben Affleck mentioning in the commentary for Armageddon that he pointed out to Michael Bay that it’d be easier to train astronauts to use the drilling equipment than it’d be to train oil riggers to be astronauts and Bay told him to “Shut the fuck up.”.