tekkactus
Tekkactus
tekkactus

LW1 is not a reliable narrator. Few people who write Dan are, and even though she doesn’t seem like she’s spinning the entire story, there’s little chance that this interaction went as simply as “Hey honey, I just stopped by to see you like I said I would.”

James Cameron is the Steve Jobs of movies. I don’t know what that means either. 

Bubbe, I’m your White Knight!

Maurice LaMarche’s Orson Welles impression isn’t particularly accurate, but it’s iconic in a way that it almost replaces the original. Kind of like Will Ferrel’s George Bush or Frank Caliendo’s John Madden.

That line keeps getting misquoted. Tic said he received the book from a WOMAN with a robotic arm.

The one where she drives around Scotland eating people?

True story: my brother and I,both in our 20s, went home for a weekend and took our mom to see this movie. When propeller guy plonked, I bent forward, looking to my right (our mom was sitting between us), and found my brother was also bent forward, looking towards me, and we both had the same shit-eating grins on our

Anybody who was active during the AV club comment section for season eight of Dexter knows that this may be a blessing in disguise.

Things like squeezing food, apparently.

Oh no a “wizard” who doesn’t vote because he is an “anarachist” is telling us how our society is childish and our politics are bad.

Oh look, the guy who thinks magic is real is here to tell everyone to grow up.

“find another time to make this up.”

Yeah, I was kind of surprised they didn’t use a fictional analogue inspired by Till. Especially since he and Diana were described as best friends.

Honestly, for a second there I thought “Constantin Film” was the name of the director and it sounded like the greatest name for a filmmaker ever. 

Eh...if you’ve spent your time secretly recording conversations with someone in an attempt to sabotage them, and the best you’ve come up with is that they think the superficial aspects of the job are really superficial, you ought to just keep those tapes to yourself. That the media is so readily eating this up and

Don’t you have better things to do, Vice President Pence?

Did you also notice that “George Freeman” (aka Uncle George) was the author displayed on the book?

lol Atticus is fast as hell if he ran all the way to the observatory to punch those cops. 

I will not accept rides from guys that are driving a ‘32 Ford deuce coupe anymore, no matter how much Coors they offer me.