I’m going to use this as an opportunity to say that JVR’s other movie, The Kings of Summer, is very good and criminally underexposed.

I’m guessing shrooms.

Vampires back in the day couldn’t be seen in mirrors because they were made from silver, that good good metal creatures of the night all hate. Modern mirrors are typically coated with aluminum instead because it’s cheaper, so Count Jockula here should be fine to do whatever freaky sex shit he wants.

Let’s be honest, putting anyone who isn’t a cartoon character in a comics accurate White Violin costume would look ridiculous, so good call on his part either way.

Only one nod for Da 5 Bloods is criminal.

Baseketball is a C- movie at best, but “The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Lose Angeles, where there are no lakes, the Houston Oilers moved to Tennessee, where there is no oil, and the New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah, where there is no music.” fucking destroys me every time.

“Walker: Texas Ranger is brought to you by an empty bottle of MTN DEW”

GOD it was such BULLSHIT

It looks like semen Reid, do you get it now?

I agree! The common criticism of Uprising I always see is that the robots feel too floaty; that great care was taken in the first movie to really hammer home how big and heavy these machines are. And like? I’m already suspending massive amounts of disbelief about a giant metal man punching a dinosaur from another…

There’s a bit in this movie where Fidget the Bat mimics a dog by going “Awoo! Awoo!” and every time I hear Royals by Lorde I think of him.

I know she’s been sidelined for 4.8 seasons, but last I was aware Polly was the elder Cooper daughter.

Also they left the best of those singles (Eureka) off the final album? Thrashing was the best they’d sounded in years up until that point, but yeah, some weird creative decisions were made there.

The sheer dread I felt at the start of COMA’s letter about where it could be going was indescribable, but then it turned out (very thankfully) to not be sex advice at all.

Making Friday more annoying was a bold creative choice.

Yeah getting upset about something as played out as a guitar smashing is pretty wack, but it’s not nearly as wack as staging a fake guitar smashing with the guitar company’s blessing.

Carpenter is the apex genre creative. He’ll do whatever weird shit he wants, when he wants to do it, and the rest of the time he’ll smoke weed and play video games. Truly the GOAT.

I don’t think the writers ever intended bughead to be a long-term thing, it’s just that the ship absolutely BLEW UP in popularity with the teens so their hands were kinda tied.

The Meal Patrick Harris sounds amazing.

Did you miss the buzz around the Sharkboy and Lavagirl sequel last month?