There’s no way in hell it wouldn’t be a tacky Schitt’s Creek reunion thing, look at which TV show we’re talking about here.

Much like Gritty and Detective Pikachu before it, I give it a couple days tops before the internet commentariat turns from “Muncher is the worst thing to ever happen to my eyeballs” to “I love Muncher and I would die to protect Muncher from all the ills of the world”.

Don’t throw it out, I’ll be happy to take it.

My Things Armie Hammer is Gonna Apologize For This Week bingo card definitely did not have “besmirching the honor of a Caribbean island’s beauty queen” on it.

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER

I remember watching an interview a few years back where Emma Stone talked about actually hating the name Emma, but because some bit player from 70 years ago already claimed the only “Emily Stone” SAG card available (they don’t allow repeats!) she had to adopt a pseudonym to work in Hollywood. That’s always been really…

Yeah Australia is fine if you want to not lose for as long as possible, but North America is the continent you go for if you want to win.

Watch any good anime lately?

I watched Endless first and then immediately sought out Resolution because I wanted more, so yeah, it still works.

The tone for this article is spot on. I couldn’t, in fact, give less of a shit. Glad we’re all on the same page.

They immediately tweeted they won’t be working with him again and recut yesterday’s episode to replace It’s a Departure with the Rugrats theme.

I think that’s always been true, it’s just that the cream rises to the top and the clones get forgotten with time. There’s definitely four shows that could be named I Was Hit By a Truck and Now All These Medieval Peasant Girls Want to Fuck Me every season, but none of them will be remembered in five years any more…

If we’re being honest, someone saying they like anime is akin to saying they like movies. You can probably find more thematic crossover between Bridges of Madison County and A Serbian Film than you could Nichijou and Patlabor.

Eva is a medium-transcending masterpiece, yes, but I very explicitly would not recommend it to someone who is unfamiliar with or actively dislikes anime. While it’s about depression and existential dread, it’s also an anime about anime and puts a lot of time and thought towards critically analyzing the tropes and…

“It’s none of your business, that’s why I agreed to a lengthy interview!”

4U

The first DJ Hero game had a mashup of Sabotage and Monkeywrench that fucking ripped, so it doesn’t surprise me that this manages to work.

The Soderbergh remake transcends the Rat Pack original in almost every way, but I still love the ending of the ‘60 version so much more.

We’re moving from 90's nostalgia transitioning into 00's nostalgia and I hate it.