Warden Palin

This doesn’t include The Getaway? What the shit is that all about?

She’s like an ass grinch

I’m gonna give you a very real thanks

You know, fuk Duggars and I was gonna sadly call bullshitmoneygrubber on this until I read the pinched lips thing. That detail is so abnormal as to sound unfortunately real.

I never get why these guys are all so seemingly anti-Muslim. Seems like they would really be a lot happier if all women were completely covered and thus non-tempting. Maybe they shouldn’t drive or vote either because vagina.

What’s not diverse? Just look at the picture! There’s an old, two hags and a normal! I’d say normal is the real minority here.

I’m off the market (sorry, folks) but based on the awesomeness of this, I would totally contact this person.

TV people get old and die? But they look so young when I watch the reruns!

We should float a story that all veal are republican vampires.

I like Diane Keaton but she has really clung to that Annie Hall thing for far too long. Every time I see her, she’s wearing a man hat and whatnot.

They made any kinda fish + berries + vodka

Andy Breckman is masturbating wildly as he dances

Can women rape?

Keep out of the rookers of the millicents

So one time I was kinda pressing this girl but not so directly (and ridiculously, I might add) as “Dave”, and she was like, ‘If you wanna have sex with me, just say so’ of course I said ‘Okay, I wanna have sex with you’ and she replied ‘Well, we’re not doing that’

Lead paint: Delicious but deadly

“Heyyys man, we’re just doin our thing for our constitumints. Know what I’m sayin? This is like duty to taxpayers and voters and whatnot. Anyway, I hope they have good pizza...”

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Women would hafta get mannish and slaughter about 75% of the penis-owners to make sure everyone knew they were serious.