Man, I wish I was that cool when I was 20. I unreservedly think this woman is a brilliant artist. This new song is a successful new sound for her! I’m so impressed.

Oh for fucks sake this goddamn asshole

Bangozzy!

No he’s not angry in this pic. He’s just spacing out. The man has the attention span of a 3-yr old child.

Donald Trump

He’s just pissed that god hasn’t told him to sacrifice one of them yet, or better yet, their Mother.

OOOh, yes, Lillian! I agree.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

“D’fwine.

D’fwink responsibly.”

Still quote Queen of Jordan from 30 Rock regularly — especially D’Fwan:

Give this man an Emmy please.

“Use your key Kimberly! I’m LEMONADE-ING”

Is this what white superiority looks like? I am so confused . . . followed by nauseated and disgusted. Also are they shouting “kill bill gates”? I watched about 30 seconds or so and have so many questions.

I’m not worried about the number of nukes (100 can kill us all off). START was predicated on the understanding that sane, sensible people will equally reduce their arsenals, and that sane, sensible people would safeguard them. START was important, not because of the reduction, but because of the intent behind it. It…

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Side note, I hold a forever grudge against people who give me shitty handshakes it is literally the rudest.

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Oh that makes perfect sense! The Bachelor loves to give HUGE veneers out, poor Robby looked like a deranged beaver, his teeth legit glow in his IG pics.

God, yes, the editing was awful. I didn’t understand why everyone was crying. Like I get that the producers want to show the drama but it has to be earned - you have to actually show the shit that creates the drama for us to be interested! And also there’s just too much crying. I couldn’t believe scenes from next…