I’m sure the guy who named a literal white supremacist his senior advisor is RRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAALLLYYYY upset about this epidemic of hate crimes done in his name.

He’s sad, you guys.

Remember school starts early tomorrow. You shouldn’t be up this late.

ya right

How very presidential of him. That orange-crusted shitgibbon who will never be my president.

Who cares? So he’s a competent doctor, but he has some very dangerous and, frankly, STUPID ideas. I’m so tired that “oh but he’s a doctor” or “he went Ivy League.” That doesn’t make him smarter than anyone and when he talks about evolution being the LITERAL work of the devil and the big bang theory being a fairy tale,…

I for one can’t wait for Ross Douthat to ‘splain to us on Twitter that the Swastika owes its origins not to 1930s Germany but rather the Indian subcontinent as an antiquity symbol of peace and that we should accordingly reserve judgment because maybe the vandalizers were just looking to spread a message of peace in…

Listen, I feel ya. I used to live in SC. We had a saying down there in the Palmetto State: “When Lindsey Graham is the voice of reason, the Apocalypse is nigh.”

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

My 10yr-old daughter and I love potty humor and have decided that whenever we are going to announce that we are going to take a crap it shall henceforth be exclaimed, “I’m going to take a Trump!” Or, “Don’t go in there, I just took a steamy Trump!” Or, “Hey dad, if you’re gonna stink up the bathroom with a massive…

Come on, pal, haven’t you ever drained a swamp by throwing more shit in it and hoping it forces the other shit down? Or something?

I just hysterical-scared-laughed at that sentence. It was an unsettling noise. That we must now put our hope in Lindsay Graham... Oh god, I did it again. That noise.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Lindsay Graham is, I think, at Joe Biden levels of not giving a fuck and will hopefully caucus with the Democrats every once in a while.

Annnnnnd I’m crying again. This is a fucking nightmare. A four-year long nightmare.

We need to start laying the groundwork for 2018, 2020, etc.

you totally missed the point of this entire article and i say this as a queens resident

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

I never thought election results could make me cry and feel like I’m at a funeral. That’s how I feel right now, as if someone dear to me has died.

Hillary Clinton is an amazing woman and I hope she can still have a role in helping to shape the United States in some way or another. Even if it’s not in the White House.