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I believe this is true but I don’t think it’s just a narrative. I think he’s legitimately making them self aware as the story-line.

That’s hilarious and cruel. And is like what Bernard said to Elsie, we’re looking for meaning. How that wasn’t Orion because Orion only has 3 stars in his belt.

Holy Hell, yes. Ford was showing a level of affable malevolence there that was almost Hanibal Lecter-esqe during their meal. That man pretty much just crawled up in her head, squatted down and took a shit on her very concept of institutional control/oversight regarding Ford.

UM EXCUSE ME EVERYONE KNOWS NANI AND DAVID ARE THE TWO MOST UNDERRATED DISNEY CHARACTERS.

Did anyone see the video Kanye posted on Twitter for Kim? OMG so cute. I admit I got teary.

Well thank you but I’m just linking to his horrible tweets. I keep a close eye on his twitter so y’all don’t have to.

The most absurd aspect of this is the idea that Trump and his supporters believe we should unequivocally believe Clinton’s accusers but his are all insane and untrustworthy. The idea that women’s experiences are only true when they fit a convenient narrative is as destructive as the tendency to disbelieve them in the

He’s such a messy bitch. Obama’s not running for president. His other stunt in the last debate didn’t work. Like, at this point he’s just trying to be messy and petty.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

YESSSSSSSS! Bring it on, ladies and gents! I get scared out of my damn mind reading these stories every year (and I’m quite glad I don’t have any of my own to share because I’m too much of a fraidy cat).

Every goddamn year, I open this story LIKE A SUCKER while I’m on the toilet pooping. And now I’m afraid to move.

Aaaaand yup. I’m crying. Not only because those animals are beautiful but because the thought of making earth uninhabitable for them makes me has a sad.

Seriously! Just leave the poor sharks alone, dang.

Jiminy Crickets why am I crying right now

have i watched this 9 times already? yes. thank u for asking

I just tried liking Ice T’s tweet on Jezebel.

This is the face that got me. I make this face like 30 times a day.

She also threw in some “this man is testing me, but I’m going to keep it together and destroy him” deep blinking that I have utilized in many a board meeting

Preach. Beautiful piece.

I know the feeling that she is talking about. I was violently attacked in my own home and I remember thinking how dumb I was not to have a weapon in my house, how naive I was to instantly trust the man I had been dating. It took me years to be able to sleep through the night again. And even more years to realize that