Men refusing to go through the door I opened for them is a huge pet peeve of mine. I’m short so it really peeves me when they do a reach out and grab the door over my head, expecting me to walk in under their arm. It feels violating to my personal space.

Once upon a time, I dated a guy with the last name of Bond. When we went out to dinner, waiters would sometimes ask if he wanted a “martini, shaken not stirred” when they would check his I.D. after he ordered a beer.

Thank you, Madeleine. Little Edie just brightened my day.

Countdown to pearl clutching in 5...4...3...2...1...

I know this is going to make me sound weird but you shouldn't give your dog stuff that's been in your mouth because you'll spread the plaque from your mouth to theirs. My parents are always feeding their dogs stuff they've bitten off of and their dogs have the worst teeth. My dog is 10 years old and has never had…

An Ani DiFranco one. ^_^

That's the irony of their name. I don't think any of their cabinets are actually teak, but walnut.

Go to their lookbook, then click on the item description and it says if the item is available online or in stores.

Politeness and narcissism are not mutually exclusive.

Why are the cutest dresses available online only?!

My husband does this but it's just a symptom of his A.D.D. so I can't get upset over it. He will blow through a room leaving everything half open.

My husband hates me for that same reason.

The only times I have ever felt jealous about a boyfriend having female friends, it turned out said boyfriend was having sex with said female friends. Normally, I don't feel jealous and I've dated guys I could trust and didn't mind them having female friends. My husband has female friends he hangs out with at work,…

It never dawned on me that she was "fat" to begin with. She looks to be about a size four or six, and her chest isn't very large. When I look at her, my eyes see a normal, healthy, beautiful woman. If Gina Rodriguez is fat shamed while she's skinny, what does that say about our culture?

I called his house and his mother, who hated me, told me. She delighted in it.

Thin girls get to wear folded napkins.

Oh how I love Old Navy. I wear an Old Navy size medium which is an XL everywhere else. Whenever I go, I feel so skinny that I end up buying way more clothing than I should. It's brilliant.

This outfit looks so cute on you. Short dress + leggings is my favorite combo.

Then you must be liberal. If you throw glitter on a conservative, they melt like the Wicked Witch.

My high school had the same dress code in the aughts, only it was all those rules for boys and girls. Boys were not allowed to wear tank tops and would be forced to wear a giant shirt with the principals face on it all day if they violated the dress code. I understand modesty in school because of the raging hormones…