It goes both ways for both genders. My partner and I are on high doses of antidepressants (like pretty much everyone we know) so it takes awhile and a lot of hard stimulation for both of us that P in V doesn’t usually provide. People need to take responsibility for their own orgasms, and not put so much pressure on…

Dean forever.

Natural Wonders.

Is “heartfelt condolences” the right sentiment if the guy died of a heart attack?

I shit you not, yesterday during my nap I had a nightmare about a tv sitcom from the 90's starring Jane Seymour with a bad laugh track and I couldn’t get the tv off button to work.

I used to be in the black, never said anything offensive, and found myself in the greys with about a year and a half of my comments deleted. I’m not sure what to think anymore.

I assumed Gawker allows the trolls to troll, because it keeps bringing back sane people to argue and up the page views. Most of the reasonable people were demoted to the greys years ago, and the editors and authors that knew us are long gone.

Her low hairline always weirds me out. It’s only half a forehead, like a twohead. Someone tell me I’m not alone in thinking this?

This is infuriating. The only time I needed to use Planned Parenthood was when I was 18 and got tested for HIV after I was violently stranger raped in a park.

I loved looking through this catalogue as a child. A friend and I begged my mom to order us cell phone Halloween costumes in 1998, and it’s one of the few Halloween costumes I ever remember wearing.

My well water smells like ass so Brita replacement filters would be an acceptable present.

I used a face wash that used crushed grapefruit seeds years ago, then the company *cough*Neutrogena*cough* switched it to grapefruit scented with plastic micro beads.

I was obsessed with vintage nudes as a teen; even ran a large vintage nude community on GreatestJournal. They all were so beautifully normal, with natural shapes and faces and their confidence in their bodies gave me confidence in my own body.

Actually, there is strong evidence that sociopathy can be inherited genetically.

Barf.

I think she drew the face, then the teacher came through and highlighted all the details with the sharpie. The mouth was probably a red blob, like the lower picture, and the teacher came through and added those lines. Even the eyes look similar on the second image, if you were to strip away the sharpie from the first…

We can’t assume she was a waif. If she had chunky wrists, it might sit in the crevice.

When I was 16, a cop pulled me over on a secluded dirt road and told me if I gave him a blow job, I would not get a ticket. I refused and got a ticket.

I wore a black tattoo choker and a daisy chain choker all summer this year! They came back and already went out again as of this autumn.

My husband’s last boss was a racist troll and treated his H2B visa co-workers from India like garbage. When he finally quit, he sent his boss elephant shit from Shitsenders.