Gap has been off the mark on fashion trends for years now. If "Dressing Normal" is another way to say "looking boring", then I guess they nailed it.

Actually, hooves don't contain enough collagen to make jell-o. They use skin, fur and bones instead.

The caffeine in coffee stimulates the colonic muscles in about 40% of the population. You must be in the other 60%.

Use the Huggies fragrance free ones meant for babies. I have very sensitive skin and those are the only ones that don't leave me with that feeling of fire ants stinging my asshole.

Have you seen the Grumpy Cat beverages yet?

Or a nap.