He learned how to RNG his Pokemon.

Well, statistically, if a player plays three seasons, five years is lifetime coverage.

At least the questions were different than the ones people usually badger him with: Do you remember what happened? Do you know where you are? Who's the president?

damnit, nobody wants those BS jerseys

Hey Joe, my buddy was offered an eli game used helmet and jersey.

Maybe these girls could just stay at home and make $7000 per month on the internet...

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

You can't expect to be around that many professional athletes and come out of it with your Hyman intact.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

I don't understand why she didn't win. That tattoo is perfect for radio.

[takes a shot]

That Patty Mills video is completely unbelievable. I was completely shocked when I saw that. I mean, seriously, who would have thought that Patty Mills isn't a red-headed Irishman?

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Stanford thug

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Except on Twitter, where the accepted way of calling someone the n-word is just to, you know, use the n-word.

I don't care what anybody says. That guys fucking cool.

Well, seeing how the organization is not-for-profit, what else was he supposed to do with all that extra money?

if he stopped right now, only two people would have shot worse on the same 155 threes—Mike Evans and, of all people, Charles Barkley.