Ingredients to Mysterious Formula:

I look forward to the Thunder losing tonight to the Spurs and no one noticing.

Now go read the whole thing, so you can find out what Woody Allen did you make the MSG bosses so mad.

Has anyone taught the liberals that you shouldn't abandon the Rush?

Not a bad summation. However if they really wanted to capture what it's like to be a football player, it should have faded to black at the end.

A Gorgeously Inanimate Guide to American Football

"Pissed on girl is the best girl."

I asked him on Twitter and it was confirmed.

This is dumb. To paraphrase a young Illinois State Senator named Barack Obama, "I'm not against all 13 GB videogame patches, I'm against dumb 13 GB videogame patches."

Yes, this is the entire city of Seattle scrambling into damage control mode, lest the country find out that Richard Sherman just talks a lot of shit. PLEASE root for the Broncos.

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

He joins Tebow as the NFL's most famous promise keepers.

I can't find the comment—or maybe someone tweeted it—but whoever said his arms perpetually look like Michael Jordan's at the end of Space Jam was totally right.

It's amusing to read the Greek news reports chronicling his NBA adventure, especially the part where they refer to his team as the "Milwaukee 250.6067514893 Drachmas."

M.C. Escher: [Drops mic]

That's a terrible name for a boat since the "Way of Wade" is to collapse whenever it gets close to something.

"Way of Wade" might be terrible, but it's still better than his original choice, "Wya of Dwyane".

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.