Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

I don't understand why she didn't win. That tattoo is perfect for radio.

[takes a shot]

That Patty Mills video is completely unbelievable. I was completely shocked when I saw that. I mean, seriously, who would have thought that Patty Mills isn't a red-headed Irishman?

There appears to be a lot of sleepers in this year's draft.

Stanford thug

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Except on Twitter, where the accepted way of calling someone the n-word is just to, you know, use the n-word.

I don't care what anybody says. That guys fucking cool.

Well, seeing how the organization is not-for-profit, what else was he supposed to do with all that extra money?

if he stopped right now, only two people would have shot worse on the same 155 threes—Mike Evans and, of all people, Charles Barkley.

Ingredients to Mysterious Formula:

I look forward to the Thunder losing tonight to the Spurs and no one noticing.

Now go read the whole thing, so you can find out what Woody Allen did you make the MSG bosses so mad.

Has anyone taught the liberals that you shouldn't abandon the Rush?

Not a bad summation. However if they really wanted to capture what it's like to be a football player, it should have faded to black at the end.

A Gorgeously Inanimate Guide to American Football

"Pissed on girl is the best girl."

I asked him on Twitter and it was confirmed.

This is dumb. To paraphrase a young Illinois State Senator named Barack Obama, "I'm not against all 13 GB videogame patches, I'm against dumb 13 GB videogame patches."