Yes, this is the entire city of Seattle scrambling into damage control mode, lest the country find out that Richard Sherman just talks a lot of shit. PLEASE root for the Broncos.

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

He joins Tebow as the NFL's most famous promise keepers.

I can't find the comment—or maybe someone tweeted it—but whoever said his arms perpetually look like Michael Jordan's at the end of Space Jam was totally right.

It's amusing to read the Greek news reports chronicling his NBA adventure, especially the part where they refer to his team as the "Milwaukee 250.6067514893 Drachmas."

M.C. Escher: [Drops mic]

That's a terrible name for a boat since the "Way of Wade" is to collapse whenever it gets close to something.

"Way of Wade" might be terrible, but it's still better than his original choice, "Wya of Dwyane".

They put a very, very strongly worded statement on their Geocities page, too. It's right next to the dancing baby GIF they added last week.

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

InMotion SCV: good to go sir!

FAN: Hey you’re that guy from TV with the hot exotic wife. Does she really sound that annoying in real life?

I'll bet Wade is going to make Oden stand on his left all game just so he can one up LeBron.

"... the Tom Bradys, Peyton Mannings, Drew Breeses..."

In most of Utah, it was considered a darn football game.

Ohhh, there's the midget!

Well, I can tell you that the Titans fans are thrilled to see him go. I talked to the other 3 last night, and we're all fucking ecstatic.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.