Wait how did the sex worker eulogy not make that cut?

Fogle appeared on a very premature episode of VH1’s I Love the New Millennium

Wait, there were only 12 episodes of to catch a predator??

I’m just going to assume that they were high. Like, really high.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I see your picture of Barack Obama with a puppy and raise you a picture of him campaigning in a rainstorm, the moment I fell in love with him.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

ugh someone help me get this huge stupid grin off my face before my co-workers think I care about things.

Hugs to both of you (if you like that sort of thing)...4 years this July :-(

Someone on Twitter said she looks like one of her mother’s lemons and I died.

Why TayTay mad at you girl.

I’m originally from MI and the idea of you guys doing all this in the snow is very funny.

Do the cave lodgings include WiFi? You know my motto, “Who needs friends when you have the internet!”.

HO-ly shitfuck. And kudos to that mortician for pulling a heroic duty. What a tough job, trying to give one last glimpse of what was back to the families.

Oh, that sounds horrifying. I’ve been to the funerals of young people who’ve died unexpectedly and I can understand parents making those choices because it’s hard to honor a young life in the more traditional ways, but it also makes it hard for people to take comfort in the familiar.

Somehow, every weird childhood story ever is vastly improved by ending with “...and then I got my first period.”

I’ve been to three funerals in my life, but my great grandmother’s funeral when I was seventeen has to be the weirdest/most uncomfortable one of them all.

If this doesn’t win, then “bizarre” does not mean what I think it means.