Shut down Times Square. Knock it down and install grass and trees.

There are only a few of us? We'd best start recruiting so the bulk t-shirt order'll get cheaper...

ANYONE without a moderating influence is bad. Hell white vs black, Americans vs the rest of the world, Toronto Maple Leafs fans vs People who actually know how to play hockey...yeah.

I’m a 26 year old American man & even I recognize the irony of American men saying women have “unrealistic standards”. For fucks sake guys you're embarrassing us!

I knew it would be good, but I didn’t expect to cry so much. The part where she talked about not leaving her mom as she was dying just gutted me. When my mom was dying I talked to her about how she brought me into the world and that I would stay with her as she left it. Sob.

I didn’t know she was from Mississippi! I’m going to try to add her on LinkedIn. I bet my mom knows her mom.

HAHAH YEAH IRISH PEOPLE ARE SUCH LOUSY DRUNKS. Either that or it’s actually a result of the number of college students per capita.

As a former denizen of all boy’s high school, who would happily sit and watch them wander around half-dressed and moistly virile, I can only say SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Maybe boys shouldn’t dress so distractingly.

Claire Foy (who also played Anne Boleyn

I fully support your decision to not have a baby, but for real, the best reasons are the one’s like “having to support and raise another human for possibly the rest of its life.” Birth horror stories are the ones you hear about, because the only saving grace to going through horrible labor is getting to brag on it. No…

Have you not seen how EVERYBODY in the media licks the balls of whatever young male messiah comes along and thrills their hearts with something new and transgressive?

Yeah, the post-birth battle-story competition gets fierce at times, eh? The worst is when you have a C-section facing off agains a vaginal birth.

FYI, folks who haven’t pushed a baby out: my shit was also wrecked, but my vag was as tight as ever after about year. I did literally nothing, too. Just, like, 2 kegels whenever I happened to read the word “kegel” in my everyday life. I’m not doubting the author’s story, just saying that there is variation.

as someone who wants to have kids in the future

not sure if my vagina will ever unclench after reading this

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.

At least his wife is divorcing him instead of defending it all and refusing to see reality.

I always felt bad for finding him kinda creepy-looking. I thought, He seems like a perfectly nice guy. Why is he so off-putting to me? This is totally unfair.