That is SUCH a Mississippi response to that piece of information.

Toronto Maple Leafs fans vs People who actually know how to play hockey...yeah.

Preach.

This is delightful and also makes me want to hug my IUD even more.

The best part is, if you watch the local news coverage, the “patriots” keep backtracking whenever presented with logical arguments against what they’re doing, like, for instance, a dude from California, who happens to be Muslim AND who happens to be a Veteran, showing up to the gun range and asking to be let in.…

I’m now going to sit back and enjoy the fact that my maiden name (aka MY NAME, FO EVAH, REGARDLESS OF TAX STATUS) also happens to be a feminine first name.

I find it super convenient that as long as I’ve been unmarried, Josh Groban has been unmarried.

I get the feeling that Trump is so obsessed with accusing others of having no class and belittling people because he’s profoundly aware of his own boorishness, but he’s too self-centered to really be willing to, ya know, work on that, so instead he lashes out at others.

ha ha bro. Ronda’s going to smack the shit out of you in 2 seconds flat.

Why do dudes think that, if a chick doesn’t seem committed to the relationship as it stands, the OBVIOUS SOLUTION is to ante-up and propose?

Heh, I ask myself this question on the regular. I blame Netflix and the Great Recession. Give me five years, once I’ve stopped playing catch-up. ;)

Basically. My school did abstinence-only education, and basically the implication was that if you choose to have sex, even once, that’s game over. You are now a worthless pile of trash. My school district took state guidelines one step farther and banned teachers from discussing condoms AT ALL. Like, they couldn’t…

Necessity is the mother of all invention, possibly also the mother of all reform/revolution... and, for better or worse, the fact that the economy is such that couples have no choice but for both partners to work is forcing a lot of issues re:women in the workplace.

Well, there went all my warm fuzzies. Thanks for that.

Oh man, all of this.

• Stop assuming all men are crazed sex fiends who are forever one bare ankle away from humping the first thing they can fit their dicks into.

I approve of the butt mole.

Look, I believe in love and forgiveness and charity and all that other stuff as much as the next cradle-VaticanII-Catholic-turned-Episcopal, but there comes a point at which ya just have to back the fuck up and say, “Nope. Y’all got legs. Walk.”

So, I actually think that this asshat taking a fucking hatchet (YOU ARE NOT OLD HICKORY, DOUCHECANOE) and injuring people with the hatchet (and pepper spray) in lieu of his handgun isn’t going to be as relevant to a lot of pro-gun folks in debate... at least not the moderately not-as-dumb-as-they-could-be folks,…

I made the decision when I was in high school that when I went to college, I would switch to professionally and academically using my first two initials, as my name is both very feminine and unconventional for an insanely white girl from an insanely white part of the midwest (my Mom got it off a shampoo bottle in the…