Agreed. Speaking of jokes about fat people, he’s also very severely hostile to overweight people, to the point where most of his jokes on the topic aren’t even close to being funny, it’s just pure, unalloyed hatred, he clearly despises them, on a pathological level. It’s pathetic coming from someone who as earned as…

This is the same country that sentenced Jack Ruby to death, unfortunately...

Oh they’re idiots, I once printed a couple of old WPA posters from the 30s at the local Walgreen’s for some cheap and interesting wall decorations; when I went to pick them up the woman at the photo counter attempted to stonewall me, claiming they were a copyright violation. I laughed and said I had obtained the image…

Amen, I hate terms that are used to evade responsibility for assholes. Even worse than “bad luck” is “accident.”  A true accident is a tree falling right in front of you as you’re driving down the road, or a landslide, something to that effect.  There are very few true “accidents”, there’s mostly just varying degrees…

For example, a buyer might have to forget about that RAV4 Hybrid but instead, go for a Subaru Forester, as I’ve seen a trend of more Subaru stores sticking to MSRP and seem to get cars in reasonable time frames.

Well, we’re going to need Mentats after the Butlerian Jihad anyway, might as well start developing them now.  

It’s legitimately one of the best films of the 90s (as is Heat, for that matter) and that sequence is insane, Means, Studi and DDL all absolutely kill it. And yes, the Trevor Jones score is spectacular as well, it actually causes a problem for me in naming the best film composer, in that as much as I love Zimmer,…

Wait until you try Instacart. I threw my back out, badly, early this year and signed up for a trial membership when I saw they did Cub and Aldi; by the 2nd or 3rd order, I had zero thought of canceling. I’m pretty sure I didn’t set foot in a grocery store once between February and last month.

Amen. Some detractors claim they only protect property, but they’re really bad in even that limited capacity. Their reputation and skills are such that only about 1/3 of property crimes are even reported to law enforcement to begin with, and of that rump remainder, they solve fewer than 20%. I’m admittedly bad at…

My first two cars were both ‘84 Camaros. Early 3rd-gen F-Bodies are absolute shitboxes. Run for your life.

Interesting, I will have to attempt it.

Nah, $4.99 for a pound of better mac & cheese than I could make is a deal by any measure.  

Ohhh, yes, quite right, thank you.

Well, just wait a few billion years until the Milky Way and Andromeda collide, no interstellar travel required.  

Oh, also The Field.  Harris was such a dread presence.  

Affliction. Coburn’s performance especially was remarkable.

It’s pretty good, but the big problem for it is that much of their territory overlaps with Heggies, which is objectively superior.

Not everyone contemplating suicide is moved to the choice by depression, sometimes it absolutely does make sense, and having a non-traumatic option for pursuing it is something a truly civilized nation would accept. Should the guy with rapidly advancing Alzheimer’s and no living close family be consigned to living out…

The more premium version of Samsung’s Galaxy Tab A7 Lite (w/ 4GB memory and 64GB storage) that’s frequently on sale for $130 (including right now at Best Buy) would probably be a smarter purchase for most people, it’s definitely going to have a much longer useful life w/ twice the RAM.  

Well, this is definitely going to make it harder for Seymour Butts, Ivanna Tinkle, Amanda Hugginkiss, Ben Dover and Mike Hock to get reservations...