They’ll also shoot your 10-lb toy dog, because “safety”.

The Field was pretty memorable...

Take it up with the U.S. Navy and all its foreign counterparts, they’re the ones that continue to insist on calling their service people “sailors”. They’re not at all hidebound traditionalists, so I can well imagine they’ll prove receptive.

It is not, it’s a release of claims, the buyer is simply waiving their right to sue the dealership for recovery of the payment in question. If it was an NDA, it would describe a specific term and have a litany of boilerplate language concerning judicially-compelled disclosure, injunctive relief, governing law, blah…

I miss the days when the Brits’ idea of fixing a Mustang involved stuffing a Merlin into it.  

Completely disagreed; the PS5's fps advantage alone makes it a huge upgrade on the prior gen. After having played games at a solid 60fps for a year or so, I’ve found my eyes can’t even physically take PS4 games that are locked at 30 any longer. I tried playing Prey last month on a friend’s insistent recommendation,…

There is no Demon’s Souls boss that is even 5% as shit as Bed of Chaos.

What level is your character? I Sherpa’d dozens of people through Flamelurker, I’m happy to lay a sign down outside his lair if you’re able to summon me. He’s extremely vulnerable to magic, so if you’ve got even basic sorcery skills, all you really need to do is set your gear light enough that you’re still able to…

Of course it is. It’s fine if you don’t like it, I fucking hate every Rockstar game ever made except for L.A. Noire, their controls are beyond abysmal, IMO they’ve somehow managed to master the dubious art of making controlling a human or a car feel like steering a barge.  That said, I’m not going to pretend that…

Calvin Ridley just threw away $11M to place a $1500 bet, so I’m not sure pro athletes are necessarily rational economic actors...

You didn’t even touch on the biggest factor: for the vast majority of bosses, you can call in the cavalry in the form of real-life ringers (and this is way easier now w/ the summoning pools than in any of their past titles); 4 out of every 5 players you end up summoning will be some hardcore min-maxing maniac who can…

No, it’s a McDonald’s thing. I’ve never been to a DQ or a Culver’s that couldn’t serve ice cream at a moment’s notice.

Yeah, but that’s literally all the vast majority of “apps” are, just specialized browsers that can only access a single site.  

They’re not; Gen-X was the “Nintendo Generation”, and they’re all in their 40s and 50s now, meaning it’s been more than half a decade since the youngest members of that cohort exceeded the oldest allowable enlistment age in the US military (35), so I guess I don’t see the point of his concerns... 

To say nothing of the nonsensical “Tiny Tina” inclusion this very month (when the Handsome Collection had already been featured ages ago). They’re going hard in on tossing out this Potemkin-game slop, that’s 3 of the past 4 months now. And Ghostrunner was free on Prime recently as well. Oh well, at least the Sonic…

No, it isn’t. I don’t doubt there are a number of cities wherein certain neighborhoods would be fine, but I’ve lived in plenty of places where not having a car, pre-Instacart, basically consigned you to shopping in a fucking gas station or convenience store. Hope you like hot dogs of questionable provenance, and go…

I hear you, man—I’d been listening to him literally since Fantasma, but shit, he absolutely should’ve been prosecuted for a number of the incidents he described.

I ran it years ago when I was in undergrad, but I’m likely going back once Win 10 support ends in a couple of years. I could give a shit about the account thing, I already have one for various OS and Office licenses, but their decision to blithely obsolete a huge swath of perfectly capable hardware for no actual…

Maybe he can hook up with Cornelius and create a Toxic Twosome, in his copious spare time.  

Any “short guys need not apply” signs in windows during the depression?