Literally anything with an Iron Duke, considering that Flintstones-style running propulsion would be faster for most people.

Having grown up in an area with a lot of farms and having been repeated press-ganged by thankless relatives for the associated chores, that’s exactly how I felt about Red Dead Redemption.  Haying?  Are you fucking kidding me?  I’d rather work in a coal mine.  

“Do you already have a lawyer who can review the prenup or do you need the # for the state bar’s referral service?”

I guess that makes all of their passengers gong farmers.

God let it be Neil Young...

Mostly tongue in cheek, but here goes: Karl is only 70, he’s probably looking at that Bulls situation and thinking Reinsdorf may fire Billy Donovan when Chicago’s big offseason acquisitions add up to a 7th place finish and first-round sweep at the hands of Brooklyn or Milwaukee, and realizing to himself “Hey,…

Well, is a Boomer even a Boomer if they’re not frantically trying to pull up every fucking ladder in sight?  

AFAIC, they can cuff the injured driver to his ICU bed. I’m glad the authorities saw fit to give the assholes in other car a helpful reprieve so that they could get their bullshit stories straight. Too bad the pigs couldn’t summon some of that famous urgency they have for real crimes like illegally selling cigarettes…

To me, the litmus test will be the implementation in GT7 specifically. The series has by far the greatest potential to popularize the format and become a massive crossover hit of any of their properties, but making the game fully playable in VR is going to demand monstrous development resources. If they’re serious…

Hilariously, only foreign washing machines would fit 6-7 in that hole, for American white goods you’re talking three, max.

You knock it, but I fucking hated my high school and didn’t play team sports while there, so spontaneously getting together with the rest of those guys to lift Rob’s Festiva up onto the school’s loading dock was probably the closest thing I had to a genuine team building experience that entire four years.

If only the Earth were actually flat, if only. It would make it a trivial and inexpensive thing to haul all these assholes to the edge of the world and chuck them off into the void of space, when in reality we’re stuck paying $10,000/lb in launch expenses.

You say that now, but I’ve had a mobo burn out far more recently than I have a PSU (Gigabyte blows, for the record).

Well, to look on the bright side, it’s still better than ‘36, I guess...

Please, at least those morons can name an actual street/road in your area, for most of the rest of us they can’t even properly place what friggin’ region we’re in, forget granular details like street layouts. In the mind of the average NYer, “the Midwest” extends from Buffalo to Sacramento, and from, oh, I don’t know,…

Geographically close, it’s the USS Texas plan.

Check your CL, and/or if you have a decent-sized public university nearby, see when they hold sales of surplus equipment that are open to the public, you can easily find awesome chairs for a song. E.g., I’m typing this in a carbon black Steelcase Leap V2, which is a splendid model (I say this as someone who has had…

It’s cool, you’ve still got Andrew W.K.’s guest appearance on Pig Goat Banana Cricket to fall back on. :-)

My all-time favorite encounter along these lines was when some completely oblivious imbecile backed up towards the edge of a subway platform, as the train was pulling in, without so much as bothering to even cast a glance where he was going, and nearly plowed into me as I was walking by towards the end of the…

For that matter, aren’t they likewise sick of Big Science pushing Gravity Theory on them? They should all go jump off a suspension bridge in a poetic mass protest.