Literally anything with an Iron Duke, considering that Flintstones-style running propulsion would be faster for most people.

Having grown up in an area with a lot of farms and having been repeated press-ganged by thankless relatives for the associated chores, that’s exactly how I felt about Red Dead Redemption.  Haying?  Are you fucking kidding me?  I’d rather work in a coal mine.  

“Do you already have a lawyer who can review the prenup or do you need the # for the state bar’s referral service?”

“What if McAfee, but stupid?”

I guess that makes all of their passengers gong farmers.

God let it be Neil Young...

Mostly tongue in cheek, but here goes: Karl is only 70, he’s probably looking at that Bulls situation and thinking Reinsdorf may fire Billy Donovan when Chicago’s big offseason acquisitions add up to a 7th place finish and first-round sweep at the hands of Brooklyn or Milwaukee, and realizing to himself “Hey,…

It’s curious to me that you yourself speak about the obnoxiousness of having to manage multiple libraries, and so are apparently cognizant of that reality, but somehow cannot comprehend why someone else might have similar issues. Why should I have to maintain a separate mp3 library for my phone, just because? And I’ll…

Totally agreed; I think there is a viable niche there if someone can commit to it.  

The specs are nice and I loved my Nexus 5X back in the day, so I want to be interested given the exit my preferred maker, LG. Alas, Google being Google, there’s next to no chance they’ll include a SD card slot so as to permit you to maximize your enjoyment of the 3.5mm jack—oh noes, someone might be halfway…

Well, is a Boomer even a Boomer if they’re not frantically trying to pull up every fucking ladder in sight?  

AFAIC, they can cuff the injured driver to his ICU bed. I’m glad the authorities saw fit to give the assholes in other car a helpful reprieve so that they could get their bullshit stories straight. Too bad the pigs couldn’t summon some of that famous urgency they have for real crimes like illegally selling cigarettes…

To me, the litmus test will be the implementation in GT7 specifically. The series has by far the greatest potential to popularize the format and become a massive crossover hit of any of their properties, but making the game fully playable in VR is going to demand monstrous development resources. If they’re serious…

Hilariously, only foreign washing machines would fit 6-7 in that hole, for American white goods you’re talking three, max.

Not kidding: ten years ago I had the #3 worldwide “Ranking Score” on bf3stats.com for Battlefield 3 (PSN), while playing a large chunk of my time on an appalling 1.5mbps DSL connection (thanks CenturyLink). 45ms is absolutely serviceable for FPS gaming. HughesNet is basically akin to POTS modem gaming latency, or…

You knock it, but I fucking hated my high school and didn’t play team sports while there, so spontaneously getting together with the rest of those guys to lift Rob’s Festiva up onto the school’s loading dock was probably the closest thing I had to a genuine team building experience that entire four years.

It’s a dreadfully long wait, but if it results in a superior finished product, so be it. It’s probably for the best anyway as it would understandably threaten to suck all the oxygen out of the room for other upcoming big-name TV epics like Foundation or Wheel of Time if released too proximate in time, and ideally, I…

If only the Earth were actually flat, if only. It would make it a trivial and inexpensive thing to haul all these assholes to the edge of the world and chuck them off into the void of space, when in reality we’re stuck paying $10,000/lb in launch expenses.

That’s the candiru (also native to So. America).  

Setting aside the ahistorical nature of the supposed Nazarene, Gandhi, while at least actually existing, was in fact a virulent racist (easily proven by any number of his early career writings from South Africa) and we actually have plenty of those to burn, thank you.