That sounds like a bulletproof excuse to avoid visiting the in-laws in perpetuity, be careful what you wish for.  

LOL, this very week Fucker Carlson called the US’ highest-ranking general a “stupid pig” and approximately zero Republicans had anything critical to say about it. This is an active, uniformed, serving general, and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. If that doesn’t unmask their “patriotism” as cynical performative…

Well, FWIW, his son died in April...

Yeah, well, that ship has sailed, unless the other “line of work” is pressing license plates for $0.25/hr or whatever. Big forest fire season on tap ahead, surely; I guess the state could just rent him out to California. There are a few options.

Burton would be great, Jennings would be acceptable, just so long as it isn’t fucking Rodgers.

For that matter, Yakuza: Like a Dragon is also a ridiculous omission given what does appear.

If there’s a god they’re already hip-deep in the Bloodborne remake. (Or hell, fully unleash them and let them take a swing at a proper sequel, if FROM won’t do it).

Gamefly has it for $17.99 used (either platform), shipping included. The PS4 copy I bought two weeks ago was mint, coming with all the inserts, etc. (which is their usual practice, everything I’ve ever bought from them has been pristine). Hell, for whatever reason the thing still had the original shrink wrap on the…

Well, Orson Welles’ last role was voicing Unicron in the Transformers animated movie, so given Tarantino’s imagined “sibling rivalry” with him (and Kubrick), that might actually be a possibility...

I grew up in northern WI, you could easily draw 1/min on average during a walk through brush of any substance during tick season. Mercifully I was always hypersensitive to them and would detect the gross little fucks crawling on my skin, meaning I could pluck them off and crush their heads between my fingernails, so I…

Too bad they probably don’t want to pay Worthington or they could’ve added an actor with no personality.

He was definitely better than Rollins, I’ll say that much.  

“Dear Elon, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin’”

Finally.  The fucking rule made zero sense in the context of IBR, which a huge amount of borrowers are on, and will probably be on until their loans are retired at 20 years or whatever.  

Plot twist: it’s actually a Voltron Challenger and all the Demons come together to form it.  

FWIW, Gamefly is currently selling Cyberpunk for $18, shipping included.  

I think that’s just the wraithification process that inevitably sets in for all conservatives after they mortgage their soul for beans.

All these posts arguing about the definition of “interstate” are beginning to make me think a non-trivial portion of the Jalopnik readership has at some point run afoul of the Mann Act...

Unfortunately, knowing the mindset of American business, the odds that anyone other than federal and bank employees actually get this holiday off are probably so close to zero that an electron microscope couldn’t find a gap between the two.  

My current favorite hypocritical dunces on this front are definitely the recalcitrant NFL players like Josh Allen and Zach Wilson. A recent study looking at the autopsy results of ex-players who donated their brains for science found 110 out of 111 demonstrated CTE. >99%. And these morons are fretting about a vaccine?