Your grasp of history is non-existent. Without piling on regarding your inane and absurd supposition re: Christian-Jewish relations during this timeframe as so many other posters have already corrected you, I’ll just add that your belief that there existed any form of Christianity OTHER than “Catholicism” during the…

Another email exchange described Kentucky as “Oxytocinville,” parodying the Jimmy Buffet song.

Honestly, I haven’t been this proud of electronics consumers as a collective since the strangling of the DIVX format in its crib back in ‘99. Good job, everyone!

LOL, for all his macho survivor talk about boxes of shotgun shells and jerry cans of diesel, his auxiliary chin suggests that he’s actually far more interested in prospective trades involving a large pepperoni with extra cheese.

As long as we’re dreaming, the only RTS game I have ever truly loved, on any platform, was Herzog Zwei...

Yeah, pretty much, and it sucks for those of us who have no interest in selling. I live in a small ultraremote Rust Belt city, and even here the place I bought less than 2 1/2 years ago has already officially appreciated by about a quarter. I was just on the phone with the assessor’s office on Monday bitching about…

Yeah but that’s basically from Chapter 1 of the GOP Field Operations Manual, “Patriotic-Themed Hypocrisy for Fun and Profit.” It’s how you get Dubya saying shit like “either you’re with us or you’re with the terrorists” just two generations after Prescott fucking Bush was a central player in the Business Plot.

Ah, missed it, my bad.  Claire is awesome, as usual.

I’m going to go out on a limb and posit that you’ve never been to France... :-)  

But didn’t Dean and Gene Ween prove this incontrovertible fact back in ‘94?

On the plus side, it’s refreshing to see the Jaguars just up and embrace their natural role as the NFL’s equivalent of the Washington Generals.

LOL, you’ll love this one: back in 2015 I interviewed for a position (or a pair of positions, as it turned out) at the in-house legal department at Menards, a large regional home improvement chain in the Midwest. When they told me the starting salary wage (let me be accurate, the remuneration was explicitly hourly,…

C’mon, dude’s name is Jack Bauer. If anything, the fucking water is lucky it’s still there.  He probably garroted a shark before he even resurfaced.  

LOL, I cannot tell you how much I sympathize: my local VW dealership’s service department is so legendarily incompetent that they had my MkIV Jetta GLS TDI for about six months (not hyperbole; I had made them give me a loaner in the interim after their first “repair” failed, so I wasn’t breathing fire down their necks…

Meh, Foreman was 45 when he smoked a 26-year-old Moorer to regain the heavyweight title...

I think it’s common everywhere nowadays, I know for a fact that the tiny state school the next town over (which, as a city, has a population density of barely more than half of that of the state of New Jersey, mind you) charges for parking passes.  

Except for the fact that purple is below silver on the list...

LOL, somehow RE5 is the only game in the series I’ve actually completed (hell, it might be the only one where I’ve even reached the end of the very first level), I had a lot of fun with it, specifically because of the co-op. While platting the thing on PS3 back when it originally came out, I kept getting my ass kicked…

Why would we have to manufacture anything? I’m sure Elon will have his minions strip-mining Jupiter’s core by 2045 at the very latest. You might not come back alive, but it’ll be a glorious adventure.

OMFG, I’ve been wanting a follow-up Oldham/Sweeney collaboration this entire time and had zero idea this was even in the works. Very excited to hit the only remaining area record store tonight, but fully expecting to have to resort to ordering online and firing up Soulseek in the meantime.