It’s the most hit-or-miss candy bar currently in production, IMO. Fresh Reese’s are excellent, easily amongst the best of the mass-market stuff in the US, but the problem is that outside of very high-volume turnover retail places, the cups sit on the shelf too long, and once the peanut butter begins desiccating, they…

Completely agree. Hell, I think both Clintons are arguably to the right of fucking Nixon overall, and I’m not being facetious.

We’re going to watch a senior citizen with dementia completely melt down in real time.

Google suggests Fi users’ needs can be met with the company’s answer to Apple’s iMessage, helpfully called Google Messages.

How’s he going to go as Mr. Yunioshi for Halloween if he can’t get some practice in beforehand?

That’s...awesome. I have a X950G and thought I was going to have to debase myself and buy an Apple TV for Foundation, now I should be free and clear.

Please, they haven’t even discovered noodling yet, they’re light years behind us in hillbilly fishing technology.  

Doesn’t it make more sense to just spend the extra $18 and get the AX1500 w/ WiFi 6 instead?  

The divorce itself wasn’t the best thing?  

Could be worse, buddy: my grandmother purposely ambushed me with horehound candy as a kid, knowing full well in advance what my probable response (vomiting violently in the K-mart parking lot) would be.  The memory of that flavor is seared into my conscience for all time.  Candy corn is ambrosia by comparison.  

It’d be nice if they weighted them so that rarer/more difficult platinums count for more. A plat obtained by 0.2% of players should be worth way, waaaaaaay more than one achieved by 10%.

JCS is great, I assume you’ve seen the Stephanie Lazarus one? I honestly can’t tell who is the worse liar between the two.

There’s only one model which stands any chance of actually ever solving this issue. One. Private enterprise will never adequately tackle the job, it’s coop or bust.

Meanwhile, every fucking formula or whatever they’re hoping to force people to mindless memorize (and pointlessly, on what occasion IRL would it be impossible to consult a fucking formula? Or wise in any way not to consult it and to rely solely on one’s memory instead? “Oh noes, I’m in the midst of a chemistry…

Stroking his beard and watching blob fish porn

I dunno, kind of looks like a juiced-up McGriddle to me, I think I would probably go for it...

Given the source material and cast, Troy sucked beyond reckoning.

Out of curiosity, where do you live that this is actually true for you? I find this remarkable. Having been all over the Midwest and the Pacific NW, I honestly can’t think of a single non-mall (i.e. Sbarro, etc.) fast food chain with worse food than BK. Even their fries suck, which seems impossible, but they’ve…

Yeah, but he’s a cop, that would reduce his vocabulary from probably 300-400 words to maybe 60.  

So how ridiculous is it that it’s 2020 and we still can’t buy a copy of Gravity in 4K?