Please, they haven’t even discovered noodling yet, they’re light years behind us in hillbilly fishing technology.  

Doesn’t it make more sense to just spend the extra $18 and get the AX1500 w/ WiFi 6 instead?  

The divorce itself wasn’t the best thing?  

Could be worse, buddy: my grandmother purposely ambushed me with horehound candy as a kid, knowing full well in advance what my probable response (vomiting violently in the K-mart parking lot) would be.  The memory of that flavor is seared into my conscience for all time.  Candy corn is ambrosia by comparison.  

It’d be nice if they weighted them so that rarer/more difficult platinums count for more. A plat obtained by 0.2% of players should be worth way, waaaaaaay more than one achieved by 10%.

JCS is great, I assume you’ve seen the Stephanie Lazarus one? I honestly can’t tell who is the worse liar between the two.

Meanwhile, every fucking formula or whatever they’re hoping to force people to mindless memorize (and pointlessly, on what occasion IRL would it be impossible to consult a fucking formula? Or wise in any way not to consult it and to rely solely on one’s memory instead? “Oh noes, I’m in the midst of a chemistry…

Stroking his beard and watching blob fish porn

Out of curiosity, where do you live that this is actually true for you? I find this remarkable. Having been all over the Midwest and the Pacific NW, I honestly can’t think of a single non-mall (i.e. Sbarro, etc.) fast food chain with worse food than BK. Even their fries suck, which seems impossible, but they’ve…

Yeah, but he’s a cop, that would reduce his vocabulary from probably 300-400 words to maybe 60.  

Amen; grew up in tiny towns; typically so small they were unincorporated. My mom’s house (which is where I lived when in HS) is three miles outside of an unincorporated hamlet w/ one (1) stop sign and zero traffic lights. There is a coffee shop (I fucking hate coffee and always have), a tiny and wildly expensive grocer…

Pretty solid, a substantial body of scholarship believes the Huns are either synonymous or closely linked to the Xiongnu, an earlier group of steppe nomads that fought the Qin and Han dynasties for centuries before supposedly eventually moving west around the end of the 1st century AD. In which case, one would presume…

I’ve owned every console (handheld included) Sony has ever released and will still eventually get a 5 in all likelihood, but petty though it may be, the $70 MSRP on some of the games (looking at you, DS remake) was enough in and of itself to push me off a Day One purchase. Since I’ve largely stopped playing…

Yep, fake black people are, sadly, kind of a UW tradition:

Stupid Ford, everyone knows utility poles, guy wires included, are the Camaro’s domain:

Amen; with very few exceptions, I refuse to pay the demanded $60 even now for new games and will religiously wait until I can get them on sale for half price or less. If this is how Sony wants to roll, fine, I’ll just continue to main my PS4 for another year, play down the backlog of titles I just purchased (e.g. Death…

I really loved that Spyro remake and actually finished the game to 100% (or 120%, if you like), which is something I never actually managed with the original. While we’re on the subject, I would probably kill for a properly remade Colony Wars (original and Vengeance both).

The fat PS3s also almost all eventually died due to thermal issues, typically involving the solder on the GPU weakening from the repeated heat cycles and eventually failing (which in turn was probably caused by the move away from lead-based solder and toward less robust formulas). I made a concerted effort to save…

As a 44yo who once terrorized servers for MP games from Quake to BF3 but has largely retired from serious competitive play due to declining reflexes, I’ve recently got into World of Warships Legends (in a roundabout way, after having incidentally binged on YT documentaries re: capital ships and famous naval battles for…

Amen. I’m entering my mid-40s now and have no children, and absent a calamity never will have any. I’ve never inherited one dime from anyone in my life, ever, and the likelihood I ever will is effectively nil. I’m not trying to leave some sort of estate to someone else as my siblings (both also childless) are in my…