I’m also not willing to pretend any post-WW2 soldier/Marine/sailor/airman is doing anything to “protect muh freedom”. I’m sorry, they’re just not; I live a couple of hours from the Canadian border and have about as much fear of a Canuck invasion as I do a mammoth stampede. The same oceans that served as the bases for…

Yeah, same here, I already drafted an ad for the ‘97 Giant mountain bike I haven’t touched since ‘03 and will post it tonight once I’ve taken a couple pictures. Between this and the prior articles on Kotaku re: Switch shortages and Jalopnik re: racing wheel shortages, I’ve scored some huge victories on expensive stuff…

Yeah, same here, I already drafted an ad for the ‘97 Giant mountain bike I haven’t touched since ‘03 and will post…

I’m guessing probably half of these commenters furiously masturbated to serial fabulist Chris Kyle’s made-up stories of sniping post-Katrina “looters” from the Superdome roof for the awesome crime of stealing Pampers and bottled water.

Honestly, reading these responses this morning, I thought for a moment I had inadvertently wandered into the Yahoo or profootballtalk.com comments section, the surfeit of jackasses so lightly-provisioned in the intelligence department rushing headlong to make their inane and repellent “thoughts” public was that…

The FBI reported 48 non-accidental police officer deaths in 2019...across every single local, state and federal department or agency in this country of nearly 330,000,000 people. Forty-eight. In 31 states there were none killed, zero, zilch, nada. Yet pigs constantly frame the public who they’re supposed to be…

Also, it appears that the copper-based anti-seize is the best at ensuring that nuts don’t seize due to corrosion, which is lucky for me. I really would not have enjoyed uninstalling my epidermal anti-seize excretion system. Lord knows it was painful enough to install it.

If you go far enough back and smother Adam instead it’d probably turn out best for the entire planet...

It’d still be a more plausible implement than a gasoline one in 6-12 mos., though; every time I see one of these shows or movies, I’m always clean amazed at the array of ICEs running seemingly fine years after the last refinery presumably closed down, when in reality it takes a miracle to restart a snowblower or power…

It’d still be a more plausible implement than a gasoline one in 6-12 mos., though; every time I see one of these…

Power tools made more cheaply than Harbor Freight?  What’s next, Fisher-Price car jacks?  

Power tools made more cheaply than Harbor Freight?  What’s next, Fisher-Price car jacks?  

Let’s see how chipper he is when Beef Supreme arrives.  

So far I’ve been trying to buy a Logitech/Fanatec/Thrustmaster wheel on eBay, where they’ve become very dear because they’re sold out everywhere else.

Or a denizen of a city under siege by a Mongol army equipped with catapults...

Yeah, that was my first thought as well; this area is almost certainly a rabbit’s warren of conflicting state laws. In my state drivers are also supposedly barred from handling a phone once the vehicle is in operation, with only voice and one-touch commands being permitted (though GPS functions are exempted), whereas…

My own theory is that Pence is actually patient zero for COVID-19 and that he contracted it from extraterrestrial sources while—what else—failing to observe proper quarantine protocols, owing in part to his possible illiteracy.

I’m so excited to play Nioh 2; I’ve loved all the Souls-type games since importing Demon’s Souls from Asia back in 2009, to the point of having platinumed all of them (apart from Sekiro, which I found too boring with its rote prescriptions for approaching most encounters), but the first Nioh’s combat was honestly…

This seems like as good a time as any to remind everyone that while the Lions have one (1!) playoff victory since the first Eisenhower administration(!), they still have four more championships than the Vikings.

GM product, let’s call it a push.  

It’s a legit choice. I had a friend back in school who believe hip-hop had reached an artistic dead end because PE had effectively perfected the form with ITANOMTHUB and FOABP and taken it to its ne plus ultra, and that anything subsequent was doomed to be a pointless and hollow shadow of that established greatness.…

Stacy Adams vs. Florsheims