It is the Great Certainty, after all.  

It’s not going to be catalyzing shit until Heraclase shows up and frees it from that mountain.  

I grew up in an extremely rural area (literally more deer than people in the country) and have always locked everything, and never for a second understood or had any sympathy whatsoever for the legions of people complaining to reporters or documentary interviewers or whatever about how it bit them in the ass or how…

No, they were selling mid-four-figure computers, without even including a goddamn fucking mouse!!!!!!, at a time when Dell and Gateway 2000 and even Compaq were selling systems three times as powerful for a third of the price, and somehow, they all managed to include all the necessary hardware without having to resort…

I’d love to see HD die, too, but I’ll just caution this: I was pretty heavily involved in IT in the latter half of the 90s, and witnessed with some satisfaction the slow-motion collapse and apparent death knell of a certain tech company with a similarly obnoxious user base. By 1997 they were at the brink of utter…

I admire your restraint, I would have been Googling “area denial weapons” by the end of the third night.

Well, that’s practically the altitude of Aconcagua (i.e. the tallest peak on Earth outside of Asia), so there really isn’t a lot of territory left for them to improve.

As I will never tire of pointing out, law enforcement is the only profession in the history of this country to be involved in a landmark discrimination case concerning the right of municipalities to discriminate against job applicants for being too intelligent (Jordan v. City of New London).  

Everyone is so convinced it’s inauthentic, but I’m pretty sure Sam Walton got that exact same notice from Wal-Mart HR re: his ‘79 F-150.

Hunt’s ketchup is disgusting and their canned tomato sauce is a crime against humanity.

Definitely the right syntax, just slightly off on the Prez...

Wait until the sentence is handed down for her attendant failure to wear magic underwear.

Look, if the poor don’t constantly have their faces ground and aren’t humiliated at every turn as recompense for the princely sum of <$200/mo in food stamps we give them, how will they know they’re lesser than everyone else?

Yes, they were so much more numerous that several reasonably respected publications don’t even believe the phenomenon actually exists.

And what, pray tell, are her accomplishments, anyway? Completely fucking up the US’ response to the Arab Spring and making a hash of things from Tunisia clear through to Syria? Providing material and diplomatic support to an anti-democratic coup regime in Honduras? Publicly fellating the gargoyle Kissinger, by far the…

I just think it’s funny that the self-described“Aryans” are now discriminating against the people actually from Airyana Vaeja.  

To me, Demon’s Souls had the best and most memorable loading screens, with its gorgeous sepia-toned artwork of various characters; it added a personalizing element, however limited, to a game cloaked in a dark and majestic atmosphere of mystery.

Can we have some basic sympathy for a poor addict, though? Maybe he’s in recovery and just experienced a single slip-up? It’s a disease, guys, and he’s only human.